You know you're a redneck jedi when..
- You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
- You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
- At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
- You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
- The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
- Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
- You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
- You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
- You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
- You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
- You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
- You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
- You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
- You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
- Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
Jul 17, 2009 5:18 AM | Report Abuse reply
I used the force to get myself another beer several times.
Jul 17, 2009 5:48 AM | Report Abuse reply
Sorry for the question but. What is a redneck? It's some kind of person from the country or something like that?.
I know i'm sound ignorant but i'm from Mexico and i'm not familiarized with the term...
Maybe is some kind of Duke of hazard-Jedi? :)
Jul 17, 2009 10:13 AM | Report Abuse reply
0553. the statement you made about a Dukes of Hazzard-style Jedi is pretty accurate to describe what a redneck is, at least in the way it is used in popular American culture.
Another description of a redneck is anyone who has had the back of their neck turn red because of a sunburn...using that definition, I've been a redneck at least 3 times in my life inculding one day in Flagstaff, Arizona...in the middle of an unusually warm day for FEBRUARY!
Jul 17, 2009 10:44 AM | Report Abuse reply
Tanks a lot Elizabeth i understand now. Then i was a redneck to because back in my childhood i worked in the cornfields in my hometown...
Jul 17, 2009 11:03 AM | Report Abuse reply
If you choose yto use my definition of a redneck, 0553. *BG*
Jul 17, 2009 12:10 PM | Report Abuse reply
LAMO! I found some more!
You know you're a redneck jedi when..
- You use a lightsaber to clean fish
- You've gone AT-AT tipping.
- You feel that duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.
- You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married.
http://tinyurl.com/na5r53
Jul 17, 2009 1:02 PM | Report Abuse reply
That of Luke and Leia it's a good one
let me see if i catch the matter:
you know you're a redneck Jedi when.
-you hunt rabbits with your lightning force power
-you threaten outsiders with your lightsaber while you said "GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY"
Jul 17, 2009 5:47 PM | Report Abuse reply
You got it, 0553!
Welcome. Id offer you a cookie, but only the Dark Side has cookies. But welcome anyway :)
Jul 17, 2009 6:17 PM | Report Abuse reply
Thanks Lady H, although it's a shame i don't have that cookie :)
Jul 17, 2009 7:02 PM | Report Abuse reply
Well, join us on the Dark Side. Not only do we have cookies. We have a 401K and full medical and dental
Jul 17, 2009 8:19 PM | Report Abuse reply
YKYARJ when:
-Your landspeeder's blaster rack, has a blaster rack on it
-Your lightsaber hilt has bite marks
-You use the force lightning for fishing in the swimmin' hole
Jul 17, 2009 9:02 PM | Report Abuse reply
Lady H: I knew it, you'r a dark lord who try to convert me to the dark side :)
Jul 17, 2009 9:28 PM | Report Abuse reply
Nope :) It was just a suggestion. Despite my calculating demeanor, I'm actually just a bundle of fun :D
Jul 17, 2009 9:31 PM | Report Abuse reply
OK,i believe you, for one moment i felt my jedi integrity was in danger... then do you say full medical and dental?
Jul 17, 2009 10:06 PM | Report Abuse reply
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