It's my job to be perdantic, especially in the face of pure nitwitism...

And SPORKS? Oh it's worse than I thought. Let's be frank, you'd have to put a lot of force behind a kids table-knife to get it to do any real damage. Unless of course, by some wierd coinidence, the table knives of the USA are sharper than those in the rest of the worlds table knife arsenal? Last time I checked, they were safe enough to handle heavy handed, without getting cut...and the ends are ROUNDED for christs sake.

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