Good ones so far, some of those are hilarious...and others just a little bit twisted.

Off the top of my head, I know that in most counties in England, it is still legal to shoot a Scotsman if he is on your land, but only if he is there on a sunday, and this must be done with a crossbow.

Better tell my fiancee to start running then, tomorrow is sunday :D

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