Darn, wrong button, I will try again.
1. It was christmas in the star wars galaxy. Luke was looking at the christmas tree when Vader arrived. "Luke, I know what you got for christmas" "Really? How?" asked Luke, puzzled. Vader laughed: "I felt your presents"

2. What do you call a wookie with running shoes? Shoe-bacca

3. Who is the cook in the Jedi temple? FRY-Gon

4. A man had three lightsabers. one was green for when he felt like being good. One was red for when he felt like being evil. and one did not work for when he did not want to lightsaber duel at all

5. What did Obi Wan say to luke at the dinner table? may the forks be with you

6. What happens when you cross a Tuskan Raider with a potato? You get a Tusken "Tater"

7. What happens when you cross an Imperial with a shovel? You get a Storm"scooper"

8. What happens when you cross a lightsaber with a soda? You get a "Sprite"saber

9. What happens when you cross a dark lord of the sith with an energy drink? You get "Vader"ade

10. Who does the Gungans give all their pickles to for storage? Jar-Jar!

11. What do you get when you cross Lando Carlissian and a tiger? Lando CATrissian

12. Chewbacca: Rowrr-roar rrrrrarrrr
Luke Skywalker: What's he saying?
C-3PO: Umm, let's see, I can't seem to find "Wookiee" in my memory intercept hardrive's dictionary. He sort of sounds like a Tusken Raider... I'll just use that. Can you say that again Master Chewie?
Chewie: Rowrr-roar rrrrrarrrr
3PO: Han likes fluffy bunnies.

13. LEGO Luke was leaving Yoda and Dagobah when Yoda said: May the Force build with you.

14. Obi-wan and Luke are in an elevator. Luke says Ben, we are so lost. What floor do we take? And Obi-wan says Use the forth Luke. If you say so... Luke finishes.

15. Two kids where dicussing which star wars character as seen the most R-2 or C-3PO.So here is how they got on.Are to are not.Are to are not.R-2 are not.R-2 C-3PO

16. What do you call luke skywalker that lives on the moon? Luke Moon-walker

17. Once Luke and Chewy had an eating contest, They were evenly matched, Luke had force eat, Chewy had a huge mouth!! There were 20 bystanders, 10 for luke and 10 for chewy, The ones that cheered for Luke said "Go luke go luke" the ones that cheered for chewy went "Chew Chewy Chew Chewy"

18. What do jedi do for exercise?They practice yoda.

19. what did obi-one say to luke at the diner table? may the fork be with you.

20. What did Vader say when a trooper asked how much his suit was worth? "It cost an arm and 2 legs."

21. What do you call Kenobi with running shoes? Shoe-nobi

22. what is big, goes up, and is evil? an elevader

23. how many battle droids does it take to change a lightbulb? 2- one to screw it in, one two screw it into!

24. what kind of car does luke skywalker drive ? a toyoda (toy- yoda).

25. Luke walks up to Yoda and argues about who is a better jedi. Yoda says "A better jedi I am, hmm." Luke says "No, I am. Yoda says "Are not." Luke yells "R2!"

26. Luke: I can't eat my beans!Obi-Wan: That's because you're using the knife! Use the FORKS (Force), Luke!

27. Two snowtroopers blow a hole in the side of the rebel base and walk in.
Snowtrooper 1: You know what's ironic?
Snowtrooper 2: What? That we were once clones fighting alongside the Jedi but now we're fighting against them. So, that would make us the bad guys that were once the good guys, that betrayed the good guys and became the bad guys and are now the bad guys who are fighting the good guys and might someday betray the bad guys and become the good guys once again?
Snowtrooper 1: What? No. It's ironic that this place doesn't have any security.

28. What do you get when you cross a stromtropper and a poatato? A spudtropper!

29. the stormtroopers stormed in, but the rebellion said "don't storm in our door next time!" but the storm trooper said,"I couldn't find a bell."

30. Darth Vader waits in the elevater and C-3PO enters. Darth Vader ignores C-3PO but soon turns to him and says "Do I know you?"

31. One day the Millenium Falcon was riding through space when Han turned to Chewbacca.
Han: Are those fighters behind us?
Chewbacca: Urrrrrrr uuuur raaaaar!
Han: What do ya' mean 'They're right on our tail'? This ship doesn't even have a tail.
Chewbacca: Urrrgh rawwr uuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!
Han: Well Chewy, if you want to have fantasies about this ship having a tail you go ahead but I've gotta' pilot this thing.
Chewbacca: *Puts hand on face and shakes his head*

32. How many battle droids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? As many as they get before they decide to give it up and just get a commando.

I know, some of these are really bad, more jokes to come!

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