It's bigger, it's better, it's raunchier, and it's the hang out of your favorite scumbags in the Galaxy, The Galactic Goodfellas.
Back in the day, your one and only Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Prime, went into business with everyone's favorite Mando, Sappy Fett! We still do it all here, this isn't your typical corner pub. What does Club Sappy Prime's have that other bars don't have, you ask??
- For starters, not 1 minute that we're open will there be a lapse in Twi'lek girl's. That's right fella’s (and ladies who aren't of the uptight nature), we have 10, count em, yes 10 poles through out our club where the hottest Twi'lek dancers this side of the Galaxy love to dance in the skimpiest of attire.
- Comfort! Yes, comfort! We have couches from 1 end of "da club" to the other.
- Music/Dance! We have DJ Dirty Dug spinning at all times, but on special occasion, The Sappy Fett Band likes to kill the record spinning and light up the place with some rock n roll. So keep an eye on our event calendar. We also have the largest dance floor in the Galaxy.
- And the food!! He's been rare for the past month, but now you know why. Everyone's favorite miniature clone, MiniMe Prime #2, has been away at Culinary School. He'll be preparing anything ordered from our 5 Star menu (Zagat Rated).
- Make Out Room! Who doesn't like to ride dirty every once in a while?? It's a make out room, need I say more? I will say this though, the comfort of our club definitely carries over to the make out room.
- Ask about our bachelor parties, party supplies, or "dates" (if you know what I mean).
Disclaimer: If any of The Galactic Goodfellas do not approve of you, you will be put to death in the club
Jul 22, 2008 7:48 AM | Report Abuse reply
*takes a seat in the new club and watches the dancers shake their asses on stage. He raises a glass of the green stuff which FK just put in front of him*
Here's to new beginings.
Jul 22, 2008 8:03 AM | Report Abuse reply
*reappears in the Club*
Hello doll face. How the hell have you been?
((I got a meeting but just wanted to say hi.))
Jul 22, 2008 9:00 AM | Report Abuse reply
(( Hi! Ok I will be around for a little longer ))
*Smiles big* I have been good Neph, how are you? *winks*
Jul 22, 2008 9:01 AM | Report Abuse reply
*She feels sad and walks out looking for someone to talk to*
Jul 22, 2008 9:12 AM | Report Abuse reply
*realizing he has missed quality time he orders up a shot of tequilla and drink the whole bottle instead*
Jul 22, 2008 9:58 AM | Report Abuse reply
I just did this to get rid of that annoying page skip BS.
Jul 22, 2008 10:34 AM | Report Abuse reply
Not much Jeff Hardy is digging his own grave in the Officers club. Prime is right he is silly.
Jul 22, 2008 10:44 AM | Report Abuse reply
*Jimmy lands the Burc'ya outside and walks down the gangway, patting the hull of his ship.*
You deserve a new name, girl.
*Jimmy walks inside and puts his feet up.*
FK, bring me a Guinness and a plate of tacos!
Jul 22, 2008 3:27 PM | Report Abuse reply
(( Underhanded cowards caused profiles to be delted, along with every post from those profiles. It caused all kinds of thread glitches. ))
Jul 22, 2008 4:42 PM | Report Abuse reply
*Jimmy finishes eating and flings his plate at a passing waitress, breaking her nose.*
Learn to duck, new chick!
*Slams his beer and grabs a bottle of champagne from behind the bar.*
Time for a re-christening!
*Jimmy runs outside and smashes the bottle against the jet black hull of his ship's bow.*
I christen thee, "Bangbus!"
*Bits of glass and foaming champagne spill across the hull and landing pad. *
Ha!
*Jimmy boards the gangway and flies the Bangbus away.*
Jul 22, 2008 4:56 PM | Report Abuse reply
*I come in and look around the bar*
What a wonderful place.
Jul 23, 2008 6:01 AM | Report Abuse reply
*enters the new and improved place*
I like all the clean and shiny...
Jul 23, 2008 7:04 AM | Report Abuse reply
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