...the galaxy has been introduced to something it was not truly ready for and probably never will be...now it is time to prove how powerful I truly am...sadistic, immoral, they are only words...live it through my aching soul and my bleeding eyes...
Dec 9, 2008 9:29 PM | Report Abuse reply
*Satanicus appears in a crackle of red flame and sulfur smelling smoke at the medical facilites of Polis Massa, a medical officer turns seeing the new figure but before he can even speak a word Satanicus has grabbed his throat with his right hand, pushing him up against the wall he growls at the officer whose eyes are bulging from his skull* ...WHERE ARE THE STARLIGHT PATIENTS???!!!...*he spits upon the man's face as he speaks, the man who is now turning a deep blue tries to speak but Satanicus' firm grip keeps him from doing so let alone breathing, however Satanicus nods and with one swift move crushes his trachea and breaks his neck letting the man fall* ...thank you for your cooperation...
*turning he walks down the pristine lightly-lit hallway heading for the rooms of the patients transferred from the fire at the Starlight Beach Club, any personel he encounters is either fried to death immediately by Sith Lightning or Force Choked into silence, entering the first patients' room he gazes upon the body of a woman sleeping, her burns are evident but in a process of healing, she breathes lightly with assistance from an automated ventilator, without a second thought Satanicus reaches up and using Force Horror causes the woman unbearable pain as she is forced to face the most horrific experiences she has ever been through, she is back in the flames with the fire licking at her bare skin only now she is unable to get away and there is no one coming to save her this time, she screams and he licks his lips savagely at the sound as he continues his torturous methods, finally when she is near death from her torture he removes her head from her shoulders with the Force, he catches her head in his right hand and with his left he parts her hair and gently closes her eyes, he kisses her cheek and then throws the head behind him into a garbage container as he continues to the next room* ...one down...more to go...
*over the period of the next hour he enters each of the rooms of the injured and tortures them before unmercilessly killing them for no apparent reason, their screams are heard over and over but no one heeds their cry, none but Satanicus, as he turns to leave the final room and re-enter the hallway he sees a medical colonel coming his way with a vibroblade and a heavy blaster pistol aimed his way, the colonel screams at him* -WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?-
*Satanicus grins evilly* ...what was necessary...*he grabs his Sith Scythe and ignites it swinging it in a low arc, the colonel's legs are cut off at the knees as his first shot shoots off wildly, he circles around and takes off the colonel's arms at the wrists sending his weapons falling to the floor, rather then finish him off though Satanicus disengages the Scythe and picks the limbless man off the ground with the Force bringing him up so as to stare into the colonel's eyes* ...remember me...in hell...
*Satanicus then proceeds to use the Force to rip the man's intestines from his gut out through his anu$ and string them around his neck, then using a metal beam that connected the lighting to the ceiling he ties the intestines so that the man's limbless body swings there as a testament to his power, the man's eyes flicker and then stare unseeing, Satanicus turns leaving the bodies of his victims behind as he disappears in a swirl of darkest black smoke*
Dec 9, 2008 10:03 PM | Report Abuse reply
Your eyes are bleeding? Really? That's gotta screw with your vision.
*Does a spot-on Ben Stein impression*
Dry eyes? Red Eyes? There's a Visine for that.
And, why did you start a thread with elpises? What did you skip? The thing for which the galaxy isn't ready and probably never will be? 'Cause I'd think THAT thing would be central to your premise. Maybe you should explain it; if you can see through all that blood, that is.
Dec 10, 2008 6:22 AM | Report Abuse reply
*Sees the big block of text and quickly pulls out her patented nonsense shades. These allow her to look at the page with out seeing things that would make her eyes bleed.*
Wow... that was close... bleeding eyes aren't a good look for me, so, I'll pass...
Dec 10, 2008 7:38 AM | Report Abuse reply
Nonsense shades? Good thing you don't waer them all the time, you'd never see anything on this site.
Dec 10, 2008 7:43 AM | Report Abuse reply
After countless times you would think they would learn......
Dec 10, 2008 7:52 AM | Report Abuse reply
Though, to be fair (and I'm nothing if not fair), Kyla was the first one to say anything un-related to the original post. Geus and I were being critical, not truly thread-jacking.
Dec 10, 2008 7:52 AM | Report Abuse reply
Why would you apologize? Thread-jacking is fun and also cool. One should not apologize for being fun and cool.
Dec 10, 2008 7:55 AM | Report Abuse reply
Now, now Lighty if this new guy wants to come on to this site and dismember men and tear their intestines out while they are breathing leave him be. Some people can't help that they can only get off that way. I mean who are we to stop him from getting that pleasure? In the military we called it don't tell and we won't ask. :P
Dec 10, 2008 8:03 AM | Report Abuse reply
I'm not concerned about his violence. I'm more worried about what things he thinks we can't handle and why he left them out. Oh, and the bloody-eye thing is kinda dumb.
Dec 10, 2008 8:12 AM | Report Abuse reply
And, Jade, that avatar does not become you. What happened to the hotness of olden days? This one's a little creepy.
Dec 10, 2008 8:13 AM | Report Abuse reply
*Prime appears in front of the new self proclaimed Sith Lord*
Are you not the one who walks around with a "twisted snarl of a grin on his face?" For the sin of incredible stupidity I must now turn you into a woman.
*POOF!--turns Satanicus into a female*
Your new name is Sandra. You're lucky that I'm feeling extra holy today, otherwise I'd turn you into a frog and give you to Jed for Christmas. Now put your high heels on and go home, Sandra.
*Disappears*
Dec 10, 2008 8:14 AM | Report Abuse reply
Oh well I am only using this picture for today. I will bring the other one back tomorrow just for you Lighty. :D
Dec 10, 2008 8:17 AM | Report Abuse reply
Can't wear nonsense shades all the time... a bit of a nuisance... so I only use them for big blocks of texts...
...and Prime, why did you turn him into a woman? I'm thinking the Cult may have to retaliate for that...
Dec 10, 2008 8:18 AM | Report Abuse reply
So, Geus, they're nuisance shades, as well?
Thanks, Jade. That's why we love you so much.
*denies Sandra holy Cheeze-Nips and grape soda*
Dec 10, 2008 8:20 AM | Report Abuse reply
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