Located not far from the Galactic Dump, MCD's Orphanage for Wayward Noobs offers the young inexperienced ones of the galaxy a place to hang their hat; thanks to the Galaxies recent "Safe Haven" Law. Veterans are encouraged to come and visit the orphanage to pass on what knowledge they have, however much or little as they see fit. If a veteran finds a noob that touches their heart they are allowed to adopt them and train them properly.
Posting examples of what not to do is STRONGLY encouraged. We also ask that ALL name calling end at the door as this is a place of enlightenment... (( yeah right! ))
-No noobs were harmed in the making of this orphanage... but some were used as slave labor-
*MCD sits at his Headmaster desk, polishing his cortosis rolling pin and singing to himself* “This is the way we clean our pin, clean our pin, clean our pin… This is the way we clean our pin, clean our pin, clean our pin so early in the morning”
Feb 18, 2009 4:37 PM | Report Abuse reply
*Saunters into your office seductively and positions herself on your desk.*
"Well Hello there.....I've been a naughty, naughty girl are you going to punish me headmaster?"
*she winks at you*
Feb 18, 2009 5:28 PM | Report Abuse reply
*Cassus sneaks in with Athena's Stamp of Approval and slams it hard on the outside of the building. He then lobs a grenade at the orphanage, cackling as it explodes into a bajillion pieces...*
What's wrong with this scenario???
Feb 18, 2009 5:29 PM | Report Abuse reply
"Oh for fett's sake Cassus! thanks for getting flying debris in my hair!"
*grumbles as she escapes with MCD*
Feb 18, 2009 5:30 PM | Report Abuse reply
Poop date 2/18/09 Captains Log (get it) So after cleaning the basement I talk Gert into going out or dinner...at Chili's So we have a nice dinner Gert has steak and protabella mushroom fajitas...Pap had the chipolte chicken strips and corn on the cob. So before the food arrives we devour 2 plates of salsa and chips. After dinner we nail a nice chocolate chip cake with ice cream. so fast forward to this morning.....I walk into the WC for a nice healthy dump and to check on my e-mail. Well let's just say we hit warp speed...first the plasma injectors cleared the baffles...the I ejected the anti matter.....it was over before it began...so I cleaned up and headed downstairs to make some coffee...all in all a fast but satisfying poop I......OOOOPS this is Sappys thread.....sorry
I walk out.
Feb 18, 2009 6:05 PM | Report Abuse reply
(( oh dear lord man! what did you eat? Oh... you told me that already. Sappy's thread? Well dip me in mustard, good for him. Great minds think alike ))
*takes his womans hand as they escape* Damn guess I had the wrong permit...
*looks down at the paper work* Oh... i was supposed to build in lot 22 not 32. *giggles*
*picks up the bull whip and starts to assemble the noobs, with a western voice* All right you, pick up em pieces and move em over ear!
*giggles at Questra's side as the children rebuild in the proper lot*
Feb 18, 2009 6:18 PM | Report Abuse reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_vx7_e3EOY
Gealong move em up!
Feb 18, 2009 6:26 PM | Report Abuse reply
Slave master report: Noob Darth Uri somehow after being nuked by Pappy-wan in the Starlight beach club, escaped from the Orphanage grounds. Putting out a call for bounty hunters seems like a touch, considering Pappy-wan's hatered for noobs, so we will wait to see if he returns voluntarily.
Feb 18, 2009 8:00 PM | Report Abuse reply
OOC: Pappy XD.
"Oooh I like the sound of Bounty Hunter's."
Feb 18, 2009 8:29 PM | Report Abuse reply
*Rolls her eyes at the silly little woman knowing that her and her lover well build something more permanent and way stronger than anyone has ever seen.
They'll show them all!*
Feb 19, 2009 12:19 AM | Report Abuse reply
*smacks a yard stick across the desk* Now... for those Noobs who fail to realize the importance of Cassus' lesson, let me explain...
Wanton acts of destruction against another player for no reason(like tossing a grenade into a building and blowing it into a bajillion pieces) is vandalism and if you are dealing with other people it can be considered God Moding. This will depend greatly upon the other player's point of view.
*smacks the yard stick across the desk again* Oh, I like that sound... *turns and looks at Questra with mischevious eyes* Oh honey...?
Feb 19, 2009 8:34 AM | Report Abuse reply
*Turns and looks at MCD and smiles*
"Oh honey indeed, hehe I like it when you hit that stick."
*purrs as she kisses you*
Feb 19, 2009 8:35 AM | Report Abuse reply
*Cassus puts his thumbs into his belt loops and grins broadly*
Looks like someone was paying attention to today's lesson. For everyone who answered improperly, kitchen duty.
*He leans forward*
And let me tell you, the kitchen is run by a Gamorrean!
Feb 19, 2009 9:27 AM | Report Abuse reply
All Noobs come see me. I will teach you to create a charcter with a story and make him/her interesting. MCD is nothing more than a clown around here and no one respects anything he says. You can ask anyone.
Feb 19, 2009 11:41 AM | Report Abuse reply
It's not often than I would agree with ANYTHING said by anyone remotely associated with Pinky... but he's right on this one, sadly.
Feb 19, 2009 11:47 AM | Report Abuse reply
If having fun is re-enacting old Days of our Lives plots have at it.
Feb 19, 2009 11:54 AM | Report Abuse reply
As " Pinky " shows us all his true color is in fact rainbow.
Feb 19, 2009 11:55 AM | Report Abuse reply
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