In this nice, big a$$ house, we have forty four rooms, which have stuff in them. For starters, myelf and my super hot girlfriend, Darth Calista (what a babe), have a big a$$ bedroom, my son, Sappy Fett also has a big a$$ room, which is connected to another big a$$ room that has a toilet style throne for each day of the week. Because he likes to pooh. Last, but certainly not least, my brother, Jodo Kast (ladies--he's single!), has a big a$$ room of his own.
The remaining forty big a$$ rooms have all the $hit that we can think of, it's all fake, so assume we have it because I don't want to type that I have a TV, pool table, etc. Obviously, there's a lake out back, because that seems to be standard with fake homes around here.
I'll also spare you all of the particle cannon, blasters, thick steel walls, etc, that comes with the top of the line security system that we've had installed, the P-1000.
Bring on the hate.
Mar 5, 2009 5:06 PM | Report Abuse reply
*Sees the shiny new place with the shiny new stuff and the shiny new security system and does a little B&E to steal some of the shiny things... cause Prime doesn't need all of it... and SG likes shiny things... but she resets the security system when she leaves*
Mar 5, 2009 5:25 PM | Report Abuse reply
I think I'll lay a visit to Jodo's room. He might have something very interesting...any @#$% in here? No? No? Yargh.
Mar 5, 2009 5:27 PM | Report Abuse reply
That didn't work out so well. Let's try again.
Gimme a "P"!
An "O"!
An "R"!
An "N"!
Mar 5, 2009 5:30 PM | Report Abuse reply
*After signing the last of the paperwork for The House with his astronaut pen that Jack Klumpus gave him, he flies in to his new house*
Well this is a pretty big a$$ house. I'm glad we bought this, butit looks like we're missing some shiny things that should be over there.
*Points over there*
Oh well, where's the keg??
*Finds the keg and uses The Force to hold himself up as he does the first keg stand in the new house*
Mar 5, 2009 5:32 PM | Report Abuse reply
And I finally got to see the GI Joe trailer...two things. Snake Eyes, credit to you, Prime, and Baroness. Whoo-eee, Baroness....
Mar 5, 2009 5:35 PM | Report Abuse reply
Thanks, Garv. By the way, Sappy has bunk beds in his room if you ever want to sleep over. He's usually up late eating jelly beans and red velvet cake though. Just a heads up.
Mar 5, 2009 5:36 PM | Report Abuse reply
He doesn't have poop stains all over the bed though, does he?
Mar 5, 2009 5:37 PM | Report Abuse reply
As of right now... no, but we just moved in, so that could change. He does have seven toiets to use, so I hope it doesn't change.
Mar 5, 2009 5:39 PM | Report Abuse reply
Well you can talk to Sappy about that, Garv. Isn't it neat that I can talk while doing a keg stand? I love Force magic.
Mar 5, 2009 5:54 PM | Report Abuse reply
Well, though...you ever play some MC Hammer while DJ? Or some Barry Manilow, either one.
Mar 5, 2009 6:00 PM | Report Abuse reply
Anal Ric might have drum "skillz." He rants about having "skillz" a lot.
Mar 5, 2009 6:02 PM | Report Abuse reply
You know what, guys? I'm just going no hands with this keg stand.
*Goes no hands and does Force Keg Stand*
Mar 5, 2009 6:04 PM | Report Abuse reply
*Calista runs in, lost in her fake enthusiasm over the huge a$$ house her sexy god of a man got for them. Seeing her sexy god of a man, she runs over to him and tackles him on the big fluffy fake couch*
Sexy! It's wonderful! I couldn't have asked for a better place.
*ignores anyone else in the room for now, all her attention is on her hot a$$ sithy BF*
Mar 5, 2009 6:04 PM | Report Abuse reply
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