Darth Claw vs Lioness

Winner represents the GSE against the Jedi.



Congratulations to Darth Jafo who fought valiantly and surprised many making it to this point. He has proven the skills to be a Sith Warrior after his return form his force sabbatical. Congratulations to all the other contestants who participated in this, it was hard fought and we look forward to seeing future battles.





pops a credit into the Jukebox:

A long, long time ago
I can still remember when the Site used to make me smile
And I thought if I had the stuff
That my creations would be enough
To entertain the public for a while
But Primes Place made me shiver
And the Sith Unite just failed to deliver
The magic that I saw before
The light was on in Yahoo's door
I can't remember if I cried
When the Y2 ceased to abide
But somehow, I felt pain inside
The Day this site died.

Oh Bye Bye Return Of the Jedi
Catch you later, Han and Vader
Hello Jar Jar, but why
Did Y2 have to sell out, make the multitudes cry
Sayin' Look you might never be a jedi!
Look you might never be a jedi!

Did you ever believe the guy
Who said Hey! look! Up in the Sky!
It's a hero who can save the world, they say
Did you read Mad Magazine
Did you pretend to be King and Queen
And ever want to be a star someday?
Well I know that sites cost a lot
And moderators think up on the spot
But fans only stay true
If you give them a bone or two
So take adventures out in space
in another time, another place
And ruin with a fall from grace
the day this site died

When this site finally came out
My inner soul began to shout
That the dream is still alive
Well, I signed up right away to be the first row
And it wasn't long before I did know
That it was dead, announced by the lack Y2s jive
Well at first I stayed but it was cursed
The Padmes especially were the worst
I threw up in my cup
When Annie practically signed a pre-nup!
Oh the only part that got me hyped
was the the future where a jedi would get knifed
And I knew then there was no life
The day this site died.

I met a girl on a board in Naboo
and asked her if what I thought was true
She could only nod and smile
And I went into the empty house
Where Vader, Han and luke
were could cheer me for a little while
And on the site the users slept
The critics yawned, the parents wept
But not a word was spoken
The site was broken
The day this site died.