Song of the Week...Du Hast Den Schonsten Arsch Der Welt
"Du Hast Den Schonsten Arsch Der Welt " by Alex C featuring Y-AssPlease note, the following videos may contain inappropriate material and are not endorsed by the blogger. If you think they are inappropriate, please post a comment in the comments section, and I will promptly remove them. Lyrics provided in the original German because it makes me look smart ;)
Recruitment VideosThank you Imperial Jedi Consular, Stymie! Step 1: Join here! Step 2: Contact Stymiefor a psychological profile (see Stymie's Office for more information) and G-Man/White Gold for a physical exam. Step 3: Go to the Imperial Training Grounds on Triffis and run your men through a few drills. Step 4: When your men are ready, see me or Executer Lonefire in the Empress Athena's Throne Room where we will assign you a mission. Step 5: To complete your mission that is not in another thread, go to the RGE: Missions to complete your mission. Please take the time to detail what happens, movements, battles, etc. in this thread as it is the only way for us to get an idea of what has happened. See others' previous posts for an idea how to do this. Step 4: Return to the Throne Room and deliver a brief progress report for Executer Lonefire and me. How to Space Battle for Two PlayersCombatants One from each side (One Grey vs One Imperial for example) EXCEPTION If reinforcements are called, one other character per side may join. This is only if the circumstances are dire. Locations Each planet will have its own thread. This thread will be created by the leader of the faction to which the planet is allied. The battle location must be agreed upon before the commencing. Use Wookieepedia to get an idea of the surroundings. Planet Allegiance Galactic Map: Updated 10/28/08 Fleet Size Needs to be specified before the beginning of the fight (can also post in your blog). Super Star Destroyers must be limited to 2 to 4 per side. (I.E. Imperials have only two SSDs: one for Athena and one for SK & GJO have one SSD) Building Fleets/Ground Troops Each player starts with 20 points plus an additional point for each 5 levels of their WoSW rank (Build Points = 20 + WOSW/5). Types of Imperial Ships SSD: 5 points ISD, Mon Calamari vessels, VSD II: 4 points VSD I: 3 points Interdictors: 3 points Dreadnaughts: 2 points Corvette sized: 1 point 6 frigates: 1 point 5 Squads of fighters (i.e. TIE, X- & Y-Wing): 1 point Exception: TIE Advanced fighters, Clawcraft fighters: 2 squads per point AT-AT: 4 points Shields: 4 points AT-ST: 3 points Two squads of troops (12 or 16 men): 1 point Squad of biker scouts: 1 point Suggestions Welcome Reinforcements These are created by the leader of the faction. They may be called when fleet is at 1/4 nominal size. They are located whereever the leader has specified. Shipyards Regenerates points (WOSW Level of Leader of Faction/10) on a weekly basis per shipyard. How to Attack Please make a post detailing your fleet moving into attack positions and post to the opposing Leader's GB to allow the leader to muster a defense force. The leader has one day to muster a force. If he/she does not, the attacker may commence an attack using NPCs; otherwise, the attack proceeds with two players. After the initial attack, proceed as if you were lightsaber dueling one-on-one. ABSOLUTELY NO SUPERWEAPONS!!! Peace Conference, Battle Plans, and Practice Arenea Galactic Civil War Current RGE RosterName, Rank, Division Crystal Starr Light/Athena, Empress Darth Lonefire, Chief Advisor to Empress & Executer Darth Nahema, General of Special Operations, Imperial Army & Imperial Knight Starkiller, Moff of Corellian Sector, Moff Council & Grand Admiral, Imperial Navy Sith Agni, Moff, Moff Council & Imperial Knight Nighthawk, General of Armed Forces & Chief Engineer, Engineering Corps Kejn Kurant, Admiral, Gladiator, Imperial Navy Darth Beppo, Admiral, Imperial Navy G-Man/White Gold, Chief of Medical Staff, Imperial Medical Corps Stymie, Imperial Jedi Consular, Imperial Medical Corps Alpha Prime, Captain of Special Operations, Imperial Army Lord Maul, Captain of Special Operations, Imperial Army Galen Marek, Squadron Leader, Lieutenant, Imperial Starfighter Corps & Imperial Knight Lord Darth Revan Darth Wrath/John R, Team Lead Engineer, Imperial Engineering Corps Lord Haze The Exile, Imperial Knight Sacrifice, General, Fleet Officer Training & Squadron Commander, Rogue Squadron, Imperial Starfighter Corps Tix, Lieutenant, Imperial Stormtrooper Army & Aide to Empress-General Missing In ActionN-K Necrosis, Moff of Corporate Sector, Moff Council & Aide-de-Camp to Starkiller, Imperial Navy Sith Ari, Moff of Lehon/Rakata Prime, Moff Council & Commodore, Imperial Navy Entrata, General, Imperial Stormtrooper Corps Darth Wrath, Imperial Knight & Intelligence/Assassination Agent, Imperial Intelligence RC-2709 Nihilus, Imperial Grand Moff/Chief Diplomat, Moff Council Not heard from since Sept 14th Shang Tsung, Captain, Imperial Army Not heard from since Sept 12th Darth Nefario, Director of Imperial Intelligence, IBI (Imperial Bureu of Investigation) and CIIA (Central Imperial Intelligence Agency) Not heard from since Sept 14th Darth Traitrise, Wing Commander, Imperial Starfighter Corps Not heard from since Sept 19th Imperial Reinforcement FleetLocation: Bastion Empress' Total Reinforcement Build Points: 30 Imperial-class Star Destroyer, Empress' Desire: 4 points Pellaeon-class Star Destroyer, Empress' Wrath: 4 points Interdictor Star Destroyer, Empress' Revenge: 3 points Interdictor Star Destroyer, Empress' Will: 3 points Chiss Star Destroyer, Empress' Heart: 3 points Chiss Star Destroyer, Empress' Command: 3 points Gladiator-class Star Destroyer, Empress' Knight: 2 points Gladiator-class Star Destroyer, Empress' Shield: 2 points Dreadnaught-class heavy cruiser, Empress' Fist: 2 points Dreadnaught-class heavy cruiser, Empress' Justice: 2 points Four Squads of TIE Advanced (based on ISD, Paelleon-class, and Chiss SDs): 2 points Empress Athena
Race: Human-Felacatian Sex: Female Age: 34 Place of Birth: Obroa-Skai Alligence: Reconstructed Galactic Empire Rank: Empress Family: Parents: Nomi Light, and Pappy-Wan Kenobi, Step-father: Reed Light, Step-mother: Gert Kenobi; Siblings: Kejn Kurant, Grainne, Scorpius, John; Cousins: Jade, Merissa Significant Others: Brys, Krayan, Kaal, Tohr, SK Personal History: Crystal lived on Obroa-Skai with her mother, Nomi Light, actor/model/movie director, and step-father, Reed Light, actor/writer until her parents divorced when she was almost 12. Crystal's father was abusive, from his alcoholism, his anti-social personality disorder, and the fact that Crystal wasn't his biological daughter. After the divorce, Crystal hopped between both parents' homes until she was sent to a junior military academy for spreading rumors about an instructor. There she excelled at the academy and earned a place among an elite group, called "The Bucks" (previously all-male). She also earned the reputation for being belligerent, moody, tomboyish, and brash. When she was 16, she fell in love with and had an intimate relationship with a science professor, Brys until he left, feeling guilty over his actions. Heartbroken, nonetheless, Crystal continued to date with other cadets, including Krayan which she ended when she learned he would be leaving for a different assignment. She graduated the Academy at the top of her class (the only female to do so) as second-lieutenant and was assigned to Dantooine on a routine mission. There, she completed the assignment but exterminated an entire town. Her superior officer, Lieutenant Burges had her courtmarshalled and reassigned to a more sedate station on Bastion. On Bastion, Crystal met and hastily married a man named Kaal, a bright historian and successful business owner. But the marriage didn't even last a year, due to wild claims of infidelity, power struggles, and bouts of extreme violence (on Crystal's part). Kaal repetitively tried to shoot down the divorce until Crystal turned to Reed for support. Reed aided the divorce, but at great cost to Crystal. She determined thereafter to never love again. Crystal rose up the ranks in the military, in part to her stunning aggressive tactics. Her life might have remained hum-drum and loveless had she not met Tuskers on Naboo. She established the Starlight Officer's Club and invited him to co-own it. During their time at the Club, Crystal learned of her Force powers, which she refused to explore until she signed up for the Boonta Eve Podrace 2. During this time, Crystal finally learned of her biological father, Pappy-Wan (and a step-mother, Gert, and four siblings, Grainne, Scorpius, and John with another sibling on the way) and her cousin, Jade Albrighte. Not long after this revelation, Moff Annie told her about Don-Emperor, about the fraud. Her strong-will and desire to build back what had died caused Crystal to assume control of the Empire and announced herself Empress. Darth Lonefire approached her and offered to train her to assume her place at the head of the new Empire and to begin training as a Sith. Wanting desperately the power to rule and succeed (and to use her latent Force powers), Crystal accepted and was bestowed the name Darth Athena. Tuskers didn't like how much time Crystal spent away and the changes he saw in her. When he confronted her with this, Crystal refused to give up training under Lonefire and left for Mustafar with her Master. When Tuskers refused to give up the Club, she had it destroyed. It was at this time that she gave up the name "Crystal Starr Light" and became known primarily as Athena. With a million credit bounty on his head, Athena declared war against Tuskers and, inadvertantly, the Grey Jedi Order. But after a whirlwind series of events, Athena realized that her dispute with Tuskers (and the GJO) was senseless and dropped Tuskers' charges and negotiated the end of the war. Athena then focused on strengthening the Empire and training her apprentice, Darth Nahema. In the course of this, she recruited Starkiller who told her she had more potential than she realized. At first, she didn't believe him, but she knew there was something different about him. As Athena continued to strengthen and then began to expand the Empire into Corellia, Commenor, Duro, Eriadu, and other planets, she realized that she was developing feelings for Starkiller. When Starkiller revealed his feelings for her on Corellia, Athena was relieved and delighted. It did not take long before Starkiller proposed: to which Athena agreed. In a training mission on Mustafar with her apprentice, Nahema, Athena lost her left hand when she became distracted by her comm. Jade was able to repair most of the damage and return her hand, but a scar will always exist--a reminder to Athena to stay alert no matter what. Athena and SK married not long afterwards. The wedding was beautiful but tarnished by a terrible message from Jedi Councilmember, Augustus Starwarrior. Increased hositilities between the KoA and the Empire broke out into war over Dantooine, while Athena, Lonefire, Tuskers, Ithilwen, and Augustus were in peace talks on Coruscant. The Empire maintains that the Atrocity broke out of control, and the KoA fired first. The helmsman has been subsequently punished for his actions. Significant Battles: Dantooine, Alzoc III, Narg, Mandalore, Kuat, Wayland, Kessel, Telos IV, Kalla III, Akuria II, Jade Moon, Dubrillion, Reecee Strengths: Strategy, devoted, caring, good at mixing drinks, seductive Weaknesses: Insanely obstinate, violent, brash, possessive, jealous, spend-aholic, terrible cook Known Force Powers: Force Scream, Force lightning, Force Fear/Horror, Force Drain, Force Slow, Force Choke, telekenesis, telepathy, Force Speed, Mind Control Weapons: Verpine shattergun given by Kal Verd, red lightsaber (Lorrdian gemstone and Opila, named Athena's Revenge), blaster pistols, blaster rifles (particularly X-45 Sniper Rifle), vibro-knives Fleet: Total Build Points: 30 Super Star Destroyer, Athena's Revenge: 5 points Imperial-class Star Destroyer, Malcontent: 4 points Nebula-class Star Destroyer, Plague: 4 points Interdictor Star Destroyer, Fervent Warrior: 3 points Victory I-class Star Destroyer, Chaotic Resolve: 3 points Gladiator-class Star Destroyer, Athena's Bane: 2 points Gladiator-class Star Destroyer, Turmoil: 2 points Turbulent-class Star Destroyer, Termnius: 2 points 4 squads of TIE-Defencers: 2 points 4 squads of TIE-Interceptors: 2 points 2 squads of TIE-Interdictors: 1 point Please vote for Profile of the Week. |
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