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It's hard out there on a Hutt

I tell ya, first Bib, then the Mandalorians. I realize you Sith have big plans and all, but do you really need all the minions? What's a plain ol' gangster to do? What ever happened to smuggling and enjoying some quality time with attractive dancing slavepeople?

I'm just going to return to my party barge and lay low while you guys go about all your evil Empire plans. Enjoy rousting those rebels and Jedi, though. I'll be thinking of you as I lay back and fix the the pod race.

Still large, if not in charge,

-The Hutt

PS: Maybe I'll cheer myself up by tossing some hapless creature to the Sarlacc.

Posted: Nov 13, 2007 12:14 AM | comments (0) | Report Abuse

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