Lando's Love Letters Episode 2
Hello everyone and welcome to Lando's Love Letters, where I will be dispensing this entire universe with advice on love, life, and happiness.
Today I want to share some wisdom with all you lovers out there. Whether you live on Dagobah or hail from the Outer Rim Territories this gem of advice rings true for all of you.
If you ever find yourself romancing a Gamorrean don't be insensitive and break out the brown bag. Instead be smooth, lower the lights, close your eyes and think of Christmas. She won't be offended and kill you and you won't have to look at that awful pig face. It's a win win for everyone.
Believe me boys this move has never let me down.
Today I want to share some wisdom with all you lovers out there. Whether you live on Dagobah or hail from the Outer Rim Territories this gem of advice rings true for all of you.
If you ever find yourself romancing a Gamorrean don't be insensitive and break out the brown bag. Instead be smooth, lower the lights, close your eyes and think of Christmas. She won't be offended and kill you and you won't have to look at that awful pig face. It's a win win for everyone.
Believe me boys this move has never let me down.
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