You've had a long, hard day. This morning your boss informed you that the report he had previously asked to have next week is due tomorrow morning-you haven't even started it yet. At lunch time you discovered that one of your co-workers ignored your careful labeling and stole your meal-naturally, you had no cash or time to purchase anything. On the ride home you discovered that your wallet was stolen.



Tired, frustrated, and down right angry, you walk in your front door to find your significant other embracing someone else. What do you do?



A. Throw this other person up against a wall and take all of your anger and frustration out on him/her, while cursing and threatening your significant other.

B. Take several deep breaths before sitting down to calmly inquire as to what is going on. Who is this other person? Why are they embracing? Have you done something wrong?

C. Tell them they deserve each other and slam the door on your way out-taking all the valuables you can carry out with you.

D. Pull out your lightsaber and do the same thing to these two as you did to your boss, your co-worker, and the thief on the train.



If you answered A, congratulations, you are firmly on the Dark Side. Feel free to Force-choke all who anger you, disappoint you, or just plain get in your way. But beware, your teachers of the past could be hiding behind any corner, just waiting to jump out at you.



If you chose B, way to go, you're in the Light. You enjoy justice, peace, and thinking deeply before doing just about anything. In time, those currently looking for your help and guidance will stab you in the back and laugh in your face while doing it.



If you picked C, you should seriously consider life as a bounty hunter. You'll be free to insult and torture almost everyone, and be paid for it. Giving up your home is the first step, since you'll almost always be on the move and aren't likely to have time to care about anyone.



If you chose D, you're one sick piece of Bantha dung! Seek help!



Unable to choose one answer? Indecisiveness earns you the title of Gungan. You mean to do one thing, actually do something else, and accidently harm yourself in the process. Maybe it's better if you just sit where the nice people in the white coats put you and wait for your straight jacket to arrive.