Your ship crashed over Endor. You were badly burned but managed to survive. The rest of your crew wasn't so lucky and all of your communications equipment was destroyed. Now, it has been days since you last ate. You're starving, tired, and completely lost with no hope of finding help.



But look! Up ahead you spot a young Ewok. It's minding its own business, completely unaware that you are there. What do you do?



A. Find a way to ask it for help. No, you don't speak its language, but surely hand gestures and a little acting can get the message across. Where there's one young one, there are surely older ones and food!


B. Take it, hold it ransom. Its tribe will pay handsomely for one so young. Surely they'll trade food and whatever pieces of technology they've managed to steal over the years for the life of this baby.


C. Kill it and build yourself a nice fire, you're having dinner tonight! Everyone knows that roast Ewok is quite a delicacy.


D. Hello! Ewok pinata! And you just happen to have a lightsaber clipped to your belt!



If you chose A, way to go, you're in the Light. You enjoy justice, peace, and thinking deeply before doing just about anything. In time, those currently looking for your help and guidance will stab you in the back and laugh in your face while doing it.



If you picked B, you should seriously consider life as a bounty hunter. You'll be free to insult and torture almost everyone, and be paid for it. Giving up your home is the first step, since you'll almost always be on the move and aren't likely to have time to care about anyone.



If you answered C, congratulations, you are firmly on the Dark Side. Feel free to Force-choke all who anger you, disappoint you, or just plain get in your way. But beware, your teachers of the past could be hiding behind any corner, just waiting to jump out at you.



If you chose D, you're one sick piece of Bantha dung! Seek help!



Unable to choose one answer? Indecisiveness earns you the title of Gungan. You mean to do one thing, actually do something else, and accidently harm yourself in the process. Maybe it's better if you just sit where the nice people in the white coats put you and wait for your straight jacket to arrive.