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okay this has been a debate between me and some my friends and family members for a while now. There have been many people against the "who vs who" threads, so until I get this into comic form I'll stick it on my blog.

conditions: seeing that if superman didn't have his powers, and Vader didn't have his dark side, there wouldn't be much point of this. So for this sake lets say they are in a room with the ability to use the force; and seeing I'm not a superman expert I have no idea how he gets his powers, so lets just say he has them no questions asked.

Weaknesses: Superman

that odd green rock thingy that I have no idea how to spell
his annoying girlfriend
(I'm going to have to add to this)

Darth Vader

his son Luke Skywalker
He has breathing problems
YODA and some what Obi-wan

Strengths: Superman

laser vision
super strength
HE CAN FLY

Darth Vader

Force Strangle
the darkside
awesome lightsaber moves(that don't serve him well during eps6)
the force(completely different from the darkside; somewhat)


Some room in a place I created in my head five seconds ago...
(an odd mix of the "Superman" theme song, and the Darth Vader theme song)

Superman vs Darth Vader (why am I even making this?)

Now we start out with Darth Vader
narrator: sorry no lightsabers
*choking sounds in the background*
voice: what happened to the narrator?!
another voice: now we have to pay for a replacement.
voice: we gotta cut someone
another voice: I don't think the gungans necessary
voice: I really wanted to see Jar Jar lose his head, oh well

two hours later...
the story begins


It starts off with Vader on one side Superman on the other, and with a new narrator...( who can't write)

vader* force pushes superman
superman* regaining his strength uses his laser vision and hits Vader?s breathing mask
vader* before running out of air uses the force to collapse the building(killing the narrator and forcing them to cut out the song and dance routine)

unknowingly some idiot who constructed the room hid that shiny green stuff in the ceiling. apparently he has something against superman, or he thought it looked pretty. When the ceiling collapsed it killed what was left of Vader, superman, and to the employees displeasure not Jar Jar; who managed to sneak back into the set and annoy the backstage.

recording( seeing it seems we don't have much luck with narrators)

backstage crew member: how did he get back?
another one : he left his purse on set.
backstage crew member: and security let him in?
another one: we don't have security
backstage crew member: no wonder, and yet the one guy we would all won't stuck in the middle of that crash has to survive.
Jar Jar Binks: mesa jar jar binks, mesa found lightsaber
Everyone on set: RUN for your Life

I think we all know what happened after that...

and this is the reason we will never know who is stronger Vader or Superman


(still editing, and adding, and trying to find a way to kill Jar Jar off, there are, so many how could you ever choose?)
(and now I know how to spell krypta...krypto... you know what never mind I give up)
(have you ever noticed vader comes up in spellcheck, when not capitalized, but superman doesn't come up, wow this is a bit random)