anakin: so...whos ur fav star wars character?

melissa: lord vader.....anakin skywalker

anakin: oh so your into bad guys eh??

melissa: yeah, but it depends.........

anakin: depends on what??

melissa: if they're sexy, and they !@#$ good

anakin: okay.......

anakin: so whats ur name?

melissa: PADME SKYWALKER!

anakin: (stares at me).....your real name???

melissa: LUKE SKYWALKER!

anakin: DONT PUSH MY LIMIT,you dont want to go there

melissa: yes i do!

anakin: hehehe....no u wouldn?t..so im going to give you one more chance to tell me your name,YOUR REAL NAME and if u lie then im gonna punish you!

melissa:.......

anakin: So..what's your real name?

melissa: PRINCESS LEIA SKYWALKER!!!

anakin: (stares me down for 1 minute)

anakin: so your not going to tell me your real name huh??

melissa: NO,SO WHAT ARE GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT HUH????

anakin: you wanna see what i can do?

melissa: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anakin: sit on the the ship!

melissa: (sits on the ship)

(anakin lifts up my jean skirt and starts to lick my !@#$.2 hours passes and hes still sucking my !@#$ like.)

anakin: your names melissa jennifer,isnt it??

melissa: uhhh No?

anakin: why dont you get on ur !@#$in knees and !@#$!.

melissa: what the hell is this?..do you read people's minds or what??

anakin: @#$% SHUT THE @#$% UP AND @#$%...BEFORE I SHOVE IT IN UR @#$%!

melissa: oooh please do!i love the scar on ur face.. can i lick it?

anakin:...............

melissa: licks ani's scar and winks at him..........can u screw me now?

anakin: how do u like it,nice or hard?

melissa: hmmm that sounds alot comin from you...well anakin skywalker...ur the most powerful jedi knight right? or are u one of those worthless muther !@#$ers?

anakin: ohh baby im worth itand i aint no muther !@#$er.ive never !@#$ed my mom u little !@#$,shes dead!

anakin: NO @#$% OFF AND KISS ME @#$%!!

melissa: one question....have you ever !@#$ed your daughter??

anakin: yes many many times.

melissa: and does padme no?

anakin: hell no,she'll leave my ass if she ever does.