Today we are gathered here to do battle. Regretable, isn't it, but sometimes, you know, life is like that. You have to do something that you don't want to do, just because someone is telling you to do it. I didn't want to be here myself, but then my mother told me that I'd better make a reasonable show of it all, so here we go then...
A battle is never an easy thing to face, especially before breakfast, but think on this - our foes feel at least as bad, and they don't have me to give them victory!
It will be frocks and jollies for everyone!
Remember, they may have the moon people on their side, but we have lovely hats! Those hats will shield us from their evil gaze!
They are angry, but they had no honey for 2 years because I ate all of their bees!
Friends and Brothers! Today is the day for brave deeds. Today is the proud day to be one of us. Now take up the lightsabers, gather your Force, look to your arms and armour. Now come the hour when we test OUR courage. Do not fear our enemies today. Those rats are only sentients, not gods. They can be killed! They have been brought to the battlefield by pathetic childrens, instead of leaders. There is no advantage in numbers to eitherside; therefore skills, cunning and courage will be the keys to this battle. All that said, WE are the stronger! Everyone of you is better than they. Remember this, and take heart from this memory. Last time we fought those rats, we were unlucky. It is time to learn from that defeat and teach them a new lesson. And remember this above all: our gods are watching - make sure they are not ashamed!
A smell worse than any bantha, that is our enemy! At the last, something appealing, something appalling.
They have many sharp, pointy things. However, ours are sharper, and pointier!
So, you enemies: call your dogs! They can feast on your corpses!
Today is a good day to die! Today is a great day to meet the gods! So let us send the enemy screaming to meet theirs gods today!
Now I want to see blood, I want to bathe in blood, I want to bathe in blood for a week.