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Quotes (updated 5/1/08)
This is where I will keep quotes I like.
"There are things that we shouldn't do even if it means death. And there are things that we need to do even if if kills us."
Revan: Kick him in the nuts! Aim low! Aim low!!!
Padme Solo: he's 14!! he aint got any nuts yet!!!
Nighthawk: Kit this is i am afraid a useless thread.
Revan: Yes Nighthawk, kinda like Kit?
"Revan is either going to be one of our greatest Jedi.. or he's going to get me killed. Not sure which yet."
---Master Gert to Grandmaster Dodge
"I am protecting the galaxy by removing an evil source of darkness that is threatening to destroy the galaxy by toppling its sanity "
---Revan in reply to why he is against Senator Amidala.
*Revan yawns and starts tap dancing*
"La la la la" Revan sings, "I'm a sith, and I'm doing the dark side dance!"
(ooc: Oh but Rev is Master Revan Skywalker's name...Can't you say Jedi Revan? or badass Revan? Or Sexy Revan? I think those all work for me.)
---Revan in response to which Revan is which
Revan frowns, "I feel left out...ignored..." Revan starts tapdancing again.
"Ohh I want to be a Jedi
Where I save the galaxy!
And I won't forget the sith who died
To make that reality!
And I gladly stand up next to you
And kick ass still today!
Cause I'm proud to be a badass
God bless the Jedi today!!!"
"And I bet a cookie would bring it out!" Revan says pulling out a giant chocolate chip cookie. "Turn back Jedi and I'll give it to you!"
---Revan to Eversio
*she walks in laughing at Euso's comment* Please! Do not give him so much credit! He has only slept with Riani and well...its Riani! *she laughs* Why do you think he wears a mask?!?! *she laughs at Eversio and looks then back to Euso* He has not gotten me in his bed nor will he ever.
---Trinta talking about Eversio and Riani
"Oh? A new ship? A stuffed ewok? A ninja minion?" Revan ask mocking excitedness. "Or even a pansy mask like yours? My bad ass one is getting to be a little too sexy. Way too many fan girls."
---Revan question Eversio's "present"
Revan nods at Trinta's comment, "Ya but can you blame him? I'd hit his !@#$y women...cept I'd probably catch something..."
---Revan in response
"Yes, Revan. You would catch something from Riani, something deadly I am sure."
---Trinta in response
"Probably several somethings. She is like a free-sex machine on legs..." Revan chuckles. "Kinda like a free soda dispensor. 'What would you like today?' She has got to have like everything, I mean she has done everything on two legs and almost everything on four...Like that Gamorean the other night...yuck..."
---Revan in response
"I'd pull my saber out but...heh, too many women near by...I'd never leave without breaking hearts"
---Revan
"No it was just recently, I was walking out of the tapcaf and was talking to all these really cute fangirls when someone dropped a 'Sexiest Jedi' medal on my head..."
---Revan in response to if he was dropped on his head
Revan, you have now became one of my favorite Jetii! *she laughs* What you say is so true but, with her it is even pass that point. She is like fast food. You can pull in real fast, get what you want then leave. I wonder if she is getting paid for that....she really should. It would be a wonderful job for her. Right up her alley. *she nods to Euso* No offense....since you know her....
---Trinta
*Revan holds his nose* "Whew...the mask should block your breath instead of your face...I don't care how ugly you are it can't be worse then your breath...Is that a side effect of some disease she gave you?" Revan ask coughing.
---Revan to Eversio
"Shame...must be....worthy...to make you...waste time...on me..." Revan says with a smirk. "Admit it...you got lured...into a fight...by me...so if I'm not worthy...and I controlled you...you are so much less worthy..."
---Revan to Eversio
"He is...a fool..." Revan says with a smile, "Hurt to prove...it, but I did...He is pretty pathetic...to let words...have so much control over him...I controlled his...actions...without drawing a saber..."
---Revan about Eversio
Revan:
I feel unloved. I stab you in the stomach and no hate, no talking about me with 'The Don.' I leave a nice scar through your stomach and you ignore me like I just flicked you. Yet Pappy cuts off your hand (which is replaceable as I can see with your new robot hand) and you hate him for life. Geez where's the hate for me? I fricken spilled your guts and threw you through a window. I deserve some hate too man...
Clone Marashal:
sorry, uhh i hate you?
Revan:
Thank you! That is much better! Now go plot my assassination or something.
-After saying they plan on assassinating Admiral Durge-
Revan:
Arghhh forget him!! I want you to try and assassinate me. Take off your armor and look at the hole in your stomach!!!
...
Revan:
You know what...fine. Next time I see you. I'm going to cut off your little lightsaber in your pants. Then we will see how you feel about me!
"There are things that we shouldn't do even if it means death. And there are things that we need to do even if if kills us."
Revan: Kick him in the nuts! Aim low! Aim low!!!
Padme Solo: he's 14!! he aint got any nuts yet!!!
Nighthawk: Kit this is i am afraid a useless thread.
Revan: Yes Nighthawk, kinda like Kit?
"Revan is either going to be one of our greatest Jedi.. or he's going to get me killed. Not sure which yet."
---Master Gert to Grandmaster Dodge
"I am protecting the galaxy by removing an evil source of darkness that is threatening to destroy the galaxy by toppling its sanity "
---Revan in reply to why he is against Senator Amidala.
*Revan yawns and starts tap dancing*
"La la la la" Revan sings, "I'm a sith, and I'm doing the dark side dance!"
(ooc: Oh but Rev is Master Revan Skywalker's name...Can't you say Jedi Revan? or badass Revan? Or Sexy Revan? I think those all work for me.)
---Revan in response to which Revan is which
Revan frowns, "I feel left out...ignored..." Revan starts tapdancing again.
"Ohh I want to be a Jedi
Where I save the galaxy!
And I won't forget the sith who died
To make that reality!
And I gladly stand up next to you
And kick ass still today!
Cause I'm proud to be a badass
God bless the Jedi today!!!"
"And I bet a cookie would bring it out!" Revan says pulling out a giant chocolate chip cookie. "Turn back Jedi and I'll give it to you!"
---Revan to Eversio
*she walks in laughing at Euso's comment* Please! Do not give him so much credit! He has only slept with Riani and well...its Riani! *she laughs* Why do you think he wears a mask?!?! *she laughs at Eversio and looks then back to Euso* He has not gotten me in his bed nor will he ever.
---Trinta talking about Eversio and Riani
"Oh? A new ship? A stuffed ewok? A ninja minion?" Revan ask mocking excitedness. "Or even a pansy mask like yours? My bad ass one is getting to be a little too sexy. Way too many fan girls."
---Revan question Eversio's "present"
Revan nods at Trinta's comment, "Ya but can you blame him? I'd hit his !@#$y women...cept I'd probably catch something..."
---Revan in response
"Yes, Revan. You would catch something from Riani, something deadly I am sure."
---Trinta in response
"Probably several somethings. She is like a free-sex machine on legs..." Revan chuckles. "Kinda like a free soda dispensor. 'What would you like today?' She has got to have like everything, I mean she has done everything on two legs and almost everything on four...Like that Gamorean the other night...yuck..."
---Revan in response
"I'd pull my saber out but...heh, too many women near by...I'd never leave without breaking hearts"
---Revan
"No it was just recently, I was walking out of the tapcaf and was talking to all these really cute fangirls when someone dropped a 'Sexiest Jedi' medal on my head..."
---Revan in response to if he was dropped on his head
Revan, you have now became one of my favorite Jetii! *she laughs* What you say is so true but, with her it is even pass that point. She is like fast food. You can pull in real fast, get what you want then leave. I wonder if she is getting paid for that....she really should. It would be a wonderful job for her. Right up her alley. *she nods to Euso* No offense....since you know her....
---Trinta
*Revan holds his nose* "Whew...the mask should block your breath instead of your face...I don't care how ugly you are it can't be worse then your breath...Is that a side effect of some disease she gave you?" Revan ask coughing.
---Revan to Eversio
"Shame...must be....worthy...to make you...waste time...on me..." Revan says with a smirk. "Admit it...you got lured...into a fight...by me...so if I'm not worthy...and I controlled you...you are so much less worthy..."
---Revan to Eversio
"He is...a fool..." Revan says with a smile, "Hurt to prove...it, but I did...He is pretty pathetic...to let words...have so much control over him...I controlled his...actions...without drawing a saber..."
---Revan about Eversio
Revan:
I feel unloved. I stab you in the stomach and no hate, no talking about me with 'The Don.' I leave a nice scar through your stomach and you ignore me like I just flicked you. Yet Pappy cuts off your hand (which is replaceable as I can see with your new robot hand) and you hate him for life. Geez where's the hate for me? I fricken spilled your guts and threw you through a window. I deserve some hate too man...
Clone Marashal:
sorry, uhh i hate you?
Revan:
Thank you! That is much better! Now go plot my assassination or something.
-After saying they plan on assassinating Admiral Durge-
Revan:
Arghhh forget him!! I want you to try and assassinate me. Take off your armor and look at the hole in your stomach!!!
...
Revan:
You know what...fine. Next time I see you. I'm going to cut off your little lightsaber in your pants. Then we will see how you feel about me!





















