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Bored Now...
With my entertainer, that is.
I just don't really see the point. Okay, so I can dance or play music, and other characters will watch or listen. Whatever. I stay in one place, listen to the same whingy little boys either trying to hit on my character, a female Twi'lek, or puffing up their chests and having pissing contests with one another. (Here's a tip, kids: If you fall into either of those two groups, no matter how smooth you think you are with the e-ladies or how tough you talk on an online computer game, you've still got a tiny penis that only you will ever touch.)
Okay, so I can roleplay. Roleplay what? All my character does is perform. Yeah, great story that is. And let's face it, there are only so many times you can recite your backstory before you get sick of it.
Furthermore, the cantinas are really nothing more than a chatroom for horny little boys, most of whom don't realise that the "sexy Zabrak chick" that they're fooling around with online or even [insert eyeroll here] "dating" is most likely a guy their own age, who's also sitting there with a bottle of hand cream and a box of Kleenex. Sickening really. It's gotten to the point where I park my ent in a corner by herself and just jam on the mandovial just to gain levels.
And that's another thing that's dumb about ents. I'm playing my instrument off by myself, not entertaining anyone other than myself (if that) -- yet I keep gaining experience! For what?
I think it's time for my character to make a profession change. I think maybe it's time she joined the rebellion as an officer. I mean, who wouldn't follow into the battle the writer and performer of the hit song "Lick My Lekku"?
I just don't really see the point. Okay, so I can dance or play music, and other characters will watch or listen. Whatever. I stay in one place, listen to the same whingy little boys either trying to hit on my character, a female Twi'lek, or puffing up their chests and having pissing contests with one another. (Here's a tip, kids: If you fall into either of those two groups, no matter how smooth you think you are with the e-ladies or how tough you talk on an online computer game, you've still got a tiny penis that only you will ever touch.)
Okay, so I can roleplay. Roleplay what? All my character does is perform. Yeah, great story that is. And let's face it, there are only so many times you can recite your backstory before you get sick of it.
Furthermore, the cantinas are really nothing more than a chatroom for horny little boys, most of whom don't realise that the "sexy Zabrak chick" that they're fooling around with online or even [insert eyeroll here] "dating" is most likely a guy their own age, who's also sitting there with a bottle of hand cream and a box of Kleenex. Sickening really. It's gotten to the point where I park my ent in a corner by herself and just jam on the mandovial just to gain levels.
And that's another thing that's dumb about ents. I'm playing my instrument off by myself, not entertaining anyone other than myself (if that) -- yet I keep gaining experience! For what?
I think it's time for my character to make a profession change. I think maybe it's time she joined the rebellion as an officer. I mean, who wouldn't follow into the battle the writer and performer of the hit song "Lick My Lekku"?





















Wouldn't surprise me if they did that, though. I'd say 90% of the little twerps on the game wish they were Revan anyway. Most of 'em probably couldn't tell Lando from Lobot.
Have you heard the rumour they are going to scrap SWG soon, to replace it with a KOTOR MMO?