Younglings roasting, on an open fire,
Krayt dragons nipping at you nose
Duel of the Fates, being sung by a choir
and folks, dressed up like fallen foes

Everyone knows some lightning and forcey chokes,
help to make the season bright.
Sith Apprentices, their eyes all aglow
will find hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Sidious, is on his way.
He's loaded lots of death
and destruction on his slay,
and every dark apprentice is gonna spy
to see if Sith lords, really know how to fly.

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
to Sith, from one to ninety-two,
and those its been said, many times many ways
Merry Sithmas! Merry Sithmas! Merry Sithmas to.. You!