Uncle Fett

For years, scholars and scientists alike have been researching the enigma that is "Uncle Fett", however, with very little success. Uncle Fett is a unexplained phenomena, much like a black hole, only not quite as dense. It has been feared that Uncle Fett may be beyond our limited comprehension, leaving the philosophers to dangle the unanswerable question from their lips..."Just who is Uncle Fett and what the hell is he?"

Ah yes! I know what you are thinking. It is the same thing many who have visited this very place before have pondered. "I can solve the Uncle Fett puzzle" you proclaim. To prevent your feeble shell of an existence from imploding upon itself, I will provide you with what researches have discovered about Uncle Fett. Maybe you will be the "enlightened one" who sorts through this maze of information, making sense where none has been found.

However, if you choose to proceed on your quest...be careful. Many brave souls have been corrupted during their search. I wish you good fortune.

Below, lies the conundrum that is UNCLE FETT...

I'm the long lost brother of Jango, and the brother/uncle to Boba...and don't get me started on the fact that every stupid clone I see out there looks like my brother.