Palpatine is zapping Luke, and Luke says, "Father, please! It tickles!!!"

After Anakin is done dueling with Dooku, he says, "Very good, let me give you a hand."

Lucas gets his films mixed up... "Episode III: Vaders of the Lost Gundark"

Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.

Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
A: Time to get a new chronometer.

Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
A: The appetizer.

Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
A: Do well, you will do!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dook.
Dook-who?

There's a sale at the Maul.... everything's half off.

Two Stormtroopers walk into a bar. The third one ducks.