Some reasons why Kyle Katarn kicks A**
1.) Blasters don't kill people, Kyle Katarn kills people
2.) Instead of fuzy dice in his@#$%pit, Kyle Katarn has skulls.
3.) You've heard of the Big Bang, That was just Kyle Katarn creating a universe of things to kill
4.) Han didn't shoot first, it was Kyle.
5.) The power source of all lightsabers is Kyle Katarn's awsomeness.
6.) Kyle Katarn can KILL the Force
7.) When Obi-Wan said "Use the Force." He was talking about Kyle Katarn.
8.) Kyle Katarn's beard is lightsaber-resistant
9.) In the Jedi teachings about fear, "Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering." They forgot the phrase, "and suffering leads to Kyle Katarn."
10.) When ships prepare to go into Hyperspace, their Navcomputer is not calculating the route, they are asking permission from Kyle Katarn.
11.) The Death Star was orinally named the Kyle Katarn Star, but because it wasn't badass enough to be associated with Kyle Katarn they had to change its name.
12.) Kyle Katarn IS a Hemi
13.) Upon taking the entrance exam for the Imperial Acadamy, Kyle Katarn answered every question by putting "Violence" and got an A+. Because Kyle Katarn solves all of his problems with violence.
14.) When Kyle Katarn looks into a mirror it breaks. Because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Kyle Katarn and Kyle Katarn.