Darth Calista

HOMEWORLD: Dantooine
SPECIES: Human
AGE: 25
HEIGHT: 5 ft 4 in
WEIGHT: 120 lb
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Single hilt double blade
MASTER AND FAKE SW LOVER: Darth Prime
ALLIANCE: Galactic Goodfellas

You may have known her as Jedi Master Jade Valkyrie, a once promising young Jedi of the NJO and soon after the KOA. Others may know her as the traitor, the mole, and the heartless b i t c h, while still others will know her as the fake mother to Sappy Fett, fake sister-in-law to Jodo Kast, and the right hand of the greatest fake sith lord in the fake galaxy, Darth Prime a god among men, attaining a higher purpose while learning the true ways of The Force.

Timeline:

(25 years and nine months ago)

Exar Kun brought the young Sith acolyte virgin into the tomb and laid her upon the sepulcher. This virgin, chosen for her unmatched beauty throughout the galaxy, was to become the mother of a new embodiment of power. Some called her an angel, others blessed.

"Ragnos!" Kun cried out into the eerie dark of the tomb, "Through this virgin, your seed shall be made flesh!"

Kun raised his arms in praise holding a Sith talisman and reciting the Epistle of Marka Ragnos as the spirit of Ragnos appeared before him. His spirit passed over the young virgin and with the reading of the Epistle the seed of Ragnos would soon manifest itself into a tiny helpless being.


(9 months later)

The Sith Lord of the mighty Sith Empire raised the newborn baby girl up for all to behold.

"It is this day that hope has been born to the Sith Empire, a child born of Marka Ragnos' essence. She will be a grand master of the Force. Her powers, when fully developed, will command worship. This child is our greatest triumph!"

The crowd erupts in praise as he hands the baby girl to his apprentice, Ulic Qel-Droma.

"You have done well. I am pleased that you did not let us down." He looks at the weary mother signaling the guards to take her away. She screams out pleading for her baby as they drag her down the hallway. "Bring Kenn in when you return. And now, a toast to triumph!"

"What will we call the child, Master?"

He laughs looking to Ulic as they toast to another victory over the Jedi. "Her name shall be...Calista."

The guards return with a young, pompous Sith rogue gone gangster at their lead.

"And who is this Calista, Masters?"

"Ah, Kenn," Kun welcomes him in to join them for a drink and motions to the crib where the newborn child lay sleeping. "Calista, Kenn Starkfire, is your destiny."


(Approximately 10 months later)

The Jedi raced to Yavin 4 to advance Kun, while Ulic made haste to search for the girl with Nomi and several other Jedi. They follow her presence deep into the heart of the temple. Finally reaching a small, secluded room off the main stairwell, they open the doors to find a small child about the age of 10 months toddling about. She smiles up at them, her black ringlet curls framing her peachy little face and a bright pair of emerald eyes welcoming them as she attempts to run toward them but falls crying.

"The presence surrounding this girl...I can feel its malice!" Nomi looks at Ulic, "What form of alchemy did Kun use to produce this?" She runs toward the child, quickly scooping her off the floor and out of the room trying to escape the ominous presence.

"This girl can be either the death or the hope of the Jedi. I choose for her to be the hope." Ulic explains as they run from the temple and make their escape with the Jedi fast approaching.


At wars end, Kavar walks the glades of Dantooine visiting a highly trusted farming family. He presents them with the child.

"This child needs to feel the warmth of love and acceptance before we bring her in to train as a Jedi. We will come for her at the age of four. Love her as you would your own daughter. We have named her Jade."

They take the child from him and watch as he walks off toward the enclave. In the shadows, a young, pompous up and coming Sith Lord gone gangster keeps watch, waiting for the time when destiny will allow their paths the proper meeting.


(1 year ago present time)

Jade watches the holos in shock. Her hunt for the truth led her knee deep into the heart of Korriban and the tomb of her now claimed father essence, Marka Ragnos. A tool created for the purpose of the Sith. A tool used by the Jedi. They had all known and all lied, except one.

"Let me be your hero..." he whispered in her ear as he gave her the intel to find her way to Korriban and to the truth. Her destiny...Now everything is as it should be, but first revenge.


(6 months ago present time)

Jade lays in bed within the enclave on Dantooine.

"Calista..." she whispers her true name for the first time feeling its power.

After finding and fully accepting her destiny, Kenn Starkfire now known as Darth Prime, the bond they formed was unbreakable. Working as a mole, feeding intel of the Jedi as she worked her way through their ranks, using those needed to attain higher positions, and secretly bedding a Sith gangster while learning the ways of the true Force, she would soon be complete. There was only one last trial to overcome in the path of treachery.

"Calista..." he called to her, their bond stronger than ever imaginable. "Calista..." She could feel him touch her. "Calista...Dammit, baby, I'm right here! Open your eyes, woman!"

Startled she opens her eyes and sees her hot ass, godly, Sith Lord lover leaning over her.

"You know, the target is just outside...you could blow my cover completely."

Laughs with his godly, melodic laugh, "You need to hurry up and get rid of Revlon. This," points just outside, "is causing you to miss out on training." He presses the Force against her. "I think you need a little extra Force empowerment before your last big job."

He empowers her with the Force with the target just outside before the last big job.


(2-3 months ago)

Encrypted Message to Prime

Planet: Unknown

General Location: Unknown Regions


Holo shows Jade watching from the bridge of the Ebon Hawk as those loyal to Marka Ragnos and her true lineage as Calista finish off the big job.

"I'm coming home. Get ready for a lot of hardcore training, baby! I've been waiting for this for far too long."