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Star Wars Jokes
Q1. What do Gungans eat jelly out of?
A1. A Jar Jar
Q2. Who took the Bantha Baby to the Pod Race?
A2. The Bantha Fodder
Q3. What did Queen Amidala say when she got her time of the month?
A3. Pad Me
Q4. What is a first year baseball player on Kashyyyk called?
A4. A Wookie
Q5. Why does Boba Fett wear a jet pack?
A5. Because it's mandalory!
Q6. What happened when Jabba the Hutt put peanut butter and jelly on his toast?
A6. He got Salacious Crumbs all over the place!
Q7. Why did Vader start crying when the Emperor turned out the lights?
A7. Because he is afraid of the darth!
Q8. Why did the Rodian steal all of the money from the Coruscant bank?
A8. Because he was Greedo!
Q9. What did Jabba request before eating a can of Chicken of the Sea?
A9. A Bibb Fortuna!
Q10. What did the Jawa say after he hung out with the RZA and Method Man?
A10. WU-TANGYYYY!
Q11. Why did the Mandalorian have a hard time eating the Wookie beef jerky?
A11. Because it was Chewie!
Q12. Why does Han always have Chewbacca as his wingman?
A12. Because he never wants to fly Solo!
Q13. What did the Wookie change his name to, after converting to Judaism?
A13. Jewbacca!
A1. A Jar Jar
Q2. Who took the Bantha Baby to the Pod Race?
A2. The Bantha Fodder
Q3. What did Queen Amidala say when she got her time of the month?
A3. Pad Me
Q4. What is a first year baseball player on Kashyyyk called?
A4. A Wookie
Q5. Why does Boba Fett wear a jet pack?
A5. Because it's mandalory!
Q6. What happened when Jabba the Hutt put peanut butter and jelly on his toast?
A6. He got Salacious Crumbs all over the place!
Q7. Why did Vader start crying when the Emperor turned out the lights?
A7. Because he is afraid of the darth!
Q8. Why did the Rodian steal all of the money from the Coruscant bank?
A8. Because he was Greedo!
Q9. What did Jabba request before eating a can of Chicken of the Sea?
A9. A Bibb Fortuna!
Q10. What did the Jawa say after he hung out with the RZA and Method Man?
A10. WU-TANGYYYY!
Q11. Why did the Mandalorian have a hard time eating the Wookie beef jerky?
A11. Because it was Chewie!
Q12. Why does Han always have Chewbacca as his wingman?
A12. Because he never wants to fly Solo!
Q13. What did the Wookie change his name to, after converting to Judaism?
A13. Jewbacca!
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