Just a day in the life of Darth Prime..

I'm on my way to work this morning (reporting to the Death Star of course), and as I walk into Dunkin Donuts for my Dark Side Latte, this little prick taps me on the shoulder and says, "excuse me sir, but I was in line."

Being the kick ass Sith Lord that I am, I figured I'd glow my yellow Sith eyes at him and just move on. Assuming that would've scared him away, I turned back around and was about to put my order in when the little prick taps me again. I turn around and notice that little nancy-boy braided tail that the goofy little wannabe Jedi in training wear. At that point I decided to give him an open hand force slap across the face, then I force threw him across the room.

Again, I try to place my order, but these damn Jedi bastards never know when to quit. This time he came charging at me, and since I was already late for the Death Star board meeting, I had to quickly behead him with my light saber.

I like to do or say something clever after a kill, so I ordered a jelly donut and threw it on the dead Jedi and said, "give that donut to your master!"

Then I finally got my Dark Side Latte!