Your one and only Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Prime, has gone into business with everyone's favorite Mando, Sappy Fett!

We do it all here, this isn't your typical corner pub.

What does Club Sappy Prime's have that other bars don't have, you ask??

- For starters, not 1 minute that we're open will there be a lapse in Twi'lek girl's. That's right fellas (and ladies who aren't of the uptight nature), we have 10, count em, yes 10 poles through out our club where the hottest Twi'lek dancers this side of the Galaxy love to dance in the skimpiest of attire.

- Comfort! Yes, comfort! We have couches from 1 end of "da club" to the other.

- Music/Dance! We have a DJ spinning at all times, but on special occasion, The Sappy Fett Band likes to kill the record spinning and light up the place with some rock n roll. So keep an eye on our event calendar. We also have the largest dance floor in the Galaxy.

- And the food!! He's been rare for the past month, but now you know why.. Everyone's favorite miniature clone, MiniMe Prime #2, has been away at Culinary School. He'll be preparing anything ordered from our 5 Star menu (Zagat Rated).

- Make Out Room! Who doesn't like to ride dirty every once in a while?? It's a make out room, need I say more? I will say this though, the comfort of our club definitely carries over to the make out room.

- Ask about our bachelor parties, party supplies, or "dates" (if you know what I mean).

Disclaimer: If Sappy Fett and Darth Prime, or any of our allies, do not approve of you, you will be put to death in the club.