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Murphy?s Laws of Star Wars

1. Stormtrooper armor is made by the lowest bidder
2. Battle droids are also made by the lowest bidder
3. Incoming lasers have right of way
4. The most dangerous thing in the galaxy is a Jedi and his lightsaber
5. If you are short on everything but battle droids, you?re in the Clone Wars
6. Hyper drives will fail when they are needed most
7. When you really need the Force to see, the Dark Side will cloud everything
8. Sith Lords can hide better then Jedi
9. It?s never Solo?s fault
10. If a decision has to be made NOW, Leia will want to discuss it in a committee
11. Good guys don?t always wear white
12. Bad guys don?t always wear black
13. Technological terrors are no match for the Force
14. If your being choked, and no one is touching you, you have made Vader mad
15. Lightsabers can?t block everything
16. If an entire world is described as having one climate then you are in the Star Wars universe
17. Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster at your side
18. If there is a price on your head, Fett will find you
19. Battle droids are predictable, it's the Clones that are dangerous.
20. Take everything Yoda says and flip it around
21. There is always a plot to destroy the Jedi
22. Someone always has a bad feeling about this
23. Don?t worry, the Emperor has already foreseen it
24. When facing a Jedi, Force lightning is your best weapon
25. Always build two, you never know when a small fighter craft, flown by someone using the force will destroy one
26. Never make a Wookie mad
27. Jar Jar will always make the wrong choice
28. Something will always change when it?s released on DVD
29. When in doubt use the Force
30. The Force is not always on your side though it may be with you
31. Just because C3PO is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication doesn?t mean he can decipher Imperial signals
32. Destruction Math: 2 Null ARC?s plus 4 blasters equals 1000 broken battle droids
33. Jet packs are not the best way to travel
34. Lightsabers will slice off arms, cut threw blast doors but only hit a Weequay like a bat
35. If your friend has no choice, he will do the right thing in the end
36. Always read your contingency orders
37. You are never the last of the Jedi
38. Senators are always in trouble
39. You will always get more respect with a thermal detonator in your hand
40. Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things. But they sure look like they enjoy them
41. It?s OK to kiss your sister like that, but only when Lucas says so
42. Every lie is true from a certain point of view
43. Even CGI clones cannot march in step
44. Even if it?s not in the Jedi archive, it can still exist
45. Never make a deal with a Sith Lord, he will never live up to his end
46. Stormtrooper blaster fire is only precise when shooting at Jawas
47. A lack of brains will be made up for by courage
48. Its fine to be a nerf herder but not scruffy looking
49. Skywalkers complain about everything
50. Never give the odds
51. Serving on Vaders ship is a good way to get promoted and killed, take your chances
52. If you live to be 900 years old, you will be short, green and have big ears