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Star Wars Vs. Titantic Date: Fri 11 Jun 1999 15:33:07-0500
21 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic
1. The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
2. Yoda could us the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
3. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait.
4.Ewoks throw better parties than either First class or steerage.
5.When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say,"Look at the size of that thing!" and mean it.
6.It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
7.Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.
8.Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.
9.We know Cal is the bad guy because sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.
10. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
11. Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.
12.There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.
13.Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world?"
14.If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below deck in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.
15.Nothing has the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."
16.Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
17.Han Solo would've steered clear of that stinkin' iceberg!
18.We knew the boat was going to sink. But who could've anticipated,"Luke...I am your father"?
19. Stormtroopers blast big holes in stupid minor characters; everyone in Titanic was a stupid minor character.
20. When Star Wars was proclaimed coolest movie of all time by half the planet, George Lucas did not make a dork of himself at the Oscars.
21.Titanic morals: a.gamble, b. cheat on your husband,c.pose nude for pictures, d.premartiial sex is OK if your infatuated.
Star Wars morals: a.fight evil, b.do good, c. respect all life even if it's ugly and slithers, d.rescue princess, e. save planet.
I don't know who authored this but I thought it was good and wanted to share.
1. The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
2. Yoda could us the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
3. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait.
4.Ewoks throw better parties than either First class or steerage.
5.When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say,"Look at the size of that thing!" and mean it.
6.It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
7.Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.
8.Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.
9.We know Cal is the bad guy because sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.
10. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
11. Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.
12.There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.
13.Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world?"
14.If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below deck in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.
15.Nothing has the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."
16.Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
17.Han Solo would've steered clear of that stinkin' iceberg!
18.We knew the boat was going to sink. But who could've anticipated,"Luke...I am your father"?
19. Stormtroopers blast big holes in stupid minor characters; everyone in Titanic was a stupid minor character.
20. When Star Wars was proclaimed coolest movie of all time by half the planet, George Lucas did not make a dork of himself at the Oscars.
21.Titanic morals: a.gamble, b. cheat on your husband,c.pose nude for pictures, d.premartiial sex is OK if your infatuated.
Star Wars morals: a.fight evil, b.do good, c. respect all life even if it's ugly and slithers, d.rescue princess, e. save planet.
I don't know who authored this but I thought it was good and wanted to share.
Comments
- Mioti Orea
heh, nice XDposted Apr 24, 2008 4:16 AM | Report Abuse
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