How to know if you are obsessed with Obi Wan Kenobi

) Every pic of him you see online you just have to print out. (Even though you probably won't really want to.)
) You kiss his picture goodnight/good morning at least once a week.
) You have over 100 pics of him in your room, hanging up or otherwise.
) You MAKE posters of him when you can't find the perfect one.
) You have a calendar full of pics of Obi and you "faint" over it at least once a day.
) You dream of meeting him one day, even though you know it will never happen.
) You don't cry because Qui-Gon died; you cry because Obi must feel so terrible.
) You write his name EVERYWHERE-even on your homework.
) You learn by heart all of Obi's speaking lines.
) You jump up and start screaming wildly when Ewan's name appears in the credits.
) You start singing "We are the Champions" when Obi dices Darth Maul.
) Talk to ALL your pics... give your favorite a kiss... often.
) Talk to your favorite pic. Make it talk back.
) Buy a cardboard cutout of Obi and worship it.
) Paint your room blue in honor of Obi's beautiful blue eyes and lightsaber.
) When someone calls your name you answer, "Yes Master?"
) Invite all your friends over and rent a Ewan movie, (Not TPM), insist he looks cuter with the Padawan braid, no matter what your friends say,
) Your boyfriend leaves you because he feels he can't compete with a Jedi.
) Change your last name to Kenobi.
) Have all your girlfriends call you "Obi's Girl"
) You've read every Jedi Apprentice book and can quote it chapter and verse.
) When Ewan has a new movie out you find a way to get tickets to the world premier, when you finally see him, you scream out, "I AM NOT WORTHY!!!" and fall to your knees, sobbing hysterically.
) Even though your probably a girl, you want to be Ewan's stunt double in Star Wars Episode II.
) When you answer the phone you say, "Master, destroyers!"
) Remember, you can ALWAYS trust Jedi from the U.N.
) The plates on your car say, "OB4EVER"
) You cut your hair in the Padawan style. You have to wear a hat though, because people on the street stop you all the time thinking your Sinead O' Conner.G.B. note Who is Sinead O'Conner?
) You dress up as Obi-Wan every year for Halloween.
) If little kids come to your house dressed as Darth Maul, "slice" them in half with your toy lightsaber.
) You go out and buy the 12" Obi-Wan doll, get out one of your old Barbies, dress it up as you would normally dress, and stage a date with Obi-Wan, acting it out the way you want it to go.
) Your parents change their phone number because every time you find a new Obi pic on the 'net you just have to call and tell them about it. Every though they've probably never even heard of Ewan or Obi-Wan.
) When you move into a new apartment you go out and buy two new Obi wan pillows for your sofa, when you get home you realize you don't have a sofa because you spent all your money on Obi-Wan stuff.
) You never leave home without your Obi-Wan Kenobi pin. (We have done this!!)
) Every day you write love letters to Ewan, finally he writes you back saying,"Stop it. I'm married."
) You have ALL of Ewan's movies.
) Ewan files a restraning order against you.
) After a staff meeting, you turn to your boss and say, "You were right about one thing Master, the negations WERE short!" --Thanx to Amidala :)
) You have the Obi-Wan action figure and play/talk to it on a regular basis.