I posted this a few years ago on my starwars.com blog and I thought I would share it with you guys! It is the Who Wants to be a Millionaire game show with Star Wars characters. There are two more parts that I will post later on. Enjoy!

*Note: The Episode/Trilogy reference next to the contestant's name indicates what they look like and their knowledge of current events.

Yoda: Hello, and welcome you are to Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Tonight your host I will be. Contestants from all corners of the galaxy we have here:
Seat 1: Anakin Skywalker (ep. II)
Seat 2: Chancellor Palpatine (ep. III)
Seat 3: Darth Vader (OT)
Seat 4: Obi-Wan Kenobi (ep. II)
Seat 5: Jar Jar Binks (ep. I)
Seat 6: Luke Skywalker (ep. IV)
Seat 7: Padme Amidala (ep. II)
Seat 8: Boba Fett (OT)

Low rumble as contestants greet each other.

Yoda: For the fastest finger question it is time! In order put these planets starting with the one closest to Coruscant: Tatooine, Geonosis, Kashyyyk, Naboo, and Alderaan..............Time up! Correct order is: Alderaan, Kashyyyk, Naboo, Tatooine, then Geonosis! Jar Jar Binks, winner you are!

Jar Jar: Who meesa?

Yoda: Yes, please come sit in the hot seat.

Jar Jar nervously sits down in front of Yoda.

Yoda: $100 question: Where are dewbacks from?
A) Dagobah
B) Kamino
C) Utapau
D) Tatooine

Jar Jar: Tatooine, final answer.

Yoda: Correct you are! The $200 question: Who is the lamest character in Ep. II?
A) Anakin Skywalker
B) Boba Fett
C) Jar Jar Binks
D) Mace Windu

Jar Jar: Meesa thinks B, Boba Fett, final answer!

Boba Fett quickly stands up and launches a rocket at Jar Jar. Jar Jar is hit and is laying in pieces on the floor; the audience is cheering wildly.

Padme: So this is how Jar Jar dies, with thunderous applause.

Obi-Wan: It's about time, too. He's just so....uncivilized.

Luke thinking: Who are all these people? Anakin 'Skywalker' I wonder if...

Yoda: Calm down you will! Next fastest finger question:
Put these people in order by their birth starting with the youngest:
Cliegg Lars, Captain Panaka, Mace Windu, Han Solo
...........Time up! Correct order is: Han Solo, Captain Panaka, Mace Windu, and Cliegg Lars.
The fastest finger was: Boba Fett, come on down!

Anakin: What! How can he be faster? He doesn't even have the Force?

Darth Vader: Maybe he got lucky.

Obi-Wan: In my experience there's no such thing as luck!

Padme: Ani, it's possible that he could be just a little faste--.

Anakin uses Force choke on her...

Obi-Wan gets up, slaps him twice in the face and Anakin lets her go...

Obi-Wan: Anakin, how many times do I have to tell you: the Force choke NEVER solves ANYthing!

Anakin: I'm sorry, My Love, please don't be mad at me. It's just that that guy dressed in black over there is so cool and I saw him do that on an audience member this morning.

Padme rubbing neck: Sure, it's nothing, Ani, don't worry about it.

Yoda: On with the show, we must go. Mr. Fett, your $100 question: What couple is secretly married?

Padme throws Anakin a worried look but he just winks at her.

A) R2-D2 and C-3PO
B) Kit Fisto and Jocasta Nu
C) Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala
D) Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker


Obi-Wan under his breath: Blast, somebody has been reading my diary...

Boba Fett: My answer is(rubs forehead with hand)...

Anakin descretely waves his left hand...

Boba Fett: B, my final answer.

Yoda: I'm sorry, incorrect that is.

Boba gets up and runs out of the studio crying. Padme gasps a sigh of relief.

Yoda: Next fastest finger: Put these people's deaths in order starting with the earliest: Jabba the Hutt, Count Dooku, Jango Fett, Darth Maul, and Qui-Gon Jinn.
...........Time up! Correct order: Darth Maul, Qui-Gon Jinn, Jango Fett, Count Dooku, and Jabba the Hutt.
Let's see. Looks like, Padme Amidala, you have the fastest finger!

Chancellor (to Anakin): I can't remember, has a Jedi been up there yet?
Anakin glares at him and as Padme walks by, he grabs her butt and gives her another wink.

Apparently, Luke is the only one to see this and he puts two and two together and decides that if Anakin Skywalker is his father, then this Padme person must be his mother...

Yoda: Okay Padme, your first question: What kind of people can the Jedi use their mind tricks on?
A) the stubborn
B) the weak-minded
C) the foolishly-in-love
D) the depressed

Padme: That would be B, the weak-minded. Final answer.

Yoda: Correct you are!

Anakin: Way to go, Baby, I knew you could do it!

Luke: I knew it! You two are my parents!

Padme: I don't even know you, and I think I would remember having a baby, and I don't. Besides, Anakin and I are just friends.

While they are talking, a messenger brings Yoda a slip of paper.
Yoda: Fastest finger results were wrong it seems. The fastest Chancellor Palpatine was; Padme, you may sit back in your chair.

Chancellor Palpatine: Here, Senator, you may have my seat here next to Master Skywalker...

Obi-Wan: He's not 'Master' Skywalker yet.

Anakin (under his breath): I might as well be...

Padme sits down between Anakin and Darth Vader.
Padme(to Anakin): This guy in black over here keeps staring at me and he's really starting to creep me out!

Anakin(to Padme): Relax, he's seems perfectly fine to me, he's kinda'...cool. But if he tries to touch you or hurt you, I'll rip him apart!

A loud horn sounds in the background.

Yoda: Expired time has. Next time, begin with Chancellor Palpatine in the hot seat we will.