Well, here it is! Part II of Who Wants to be a Millionaire! I hope everyone enjoys it. For those who missed the first one, you can read it in my blog history!

Yoda: Welcome to Who Wants to be a Millionaire! When we left Chancellor Palpatine in the hot seat he was. Shall we begin?
Your $100 question: Who is the current chancellor of the republic?

Palpatine: You can't be serious?

Yoda: Serious Yoda always is. Answer choices are:
A) Ben Quadinaros
B) Mace Windu
C) former Senator Palpatine
D) Nute Gunray

Palpatine: Although, I'm quite sure Master Windu would like to be, the answer, of course, is C, me. Final answer.

Yoda: For $100, correct you are!

As Yoda is reading the next question, Palpatine's comlink goes off. He checks the caller ID and it seems to be someone important.

Palpatine: Excuse me Master Yoda, but I have to take this.

Yoda graciously nods approval and Palpatine walks off-stage.

Mace Windu: This is ridiculous! Why do we have to sit here and wait for that sucka'? And what makes him think that I want to rule the Senate?

Yoda: Patience Master Windu.

Mace: Do you see the initials on my lightsaber? BMF. That means I don't wait for nobody.

Luke: Why do I have to sit next to this huge, disgusting, spitting thing? He's throwing his slober everywhere!

Boss Nass shakes his head and throws more slober all over Luke. He says something that no one can understand.

Luke: Gross! They'll never let me in Tosche Station looking like this!

Anakin: Boy, kid, you sure are whiny. I'm getting tired of hearing him whine! Is anybody else annoyed by it? Someone stop him pleeeaaase!

Obi-Wan: Well, he's not the only whiny "kid" in this studio.

Anakin sighs and rolls his eyes at Obi-Wan.

Palpatine returns with Mas Amedda at his side.

Palpatine: I regret to inform you that I must leave immediately.

Yoda: Serious, is it?

Palpatine: No, no, just some chancellor business that I must tend to. Please finish without me. Best of luck to everyone!

As Palpatine leaves he whispers into his comlink: Order 66 not 26! Order 26 is a Jumbo Bantha Burger at the Burger Emperor!

Yoda: Sorry to hear that I am, well let's meet tonight's contestants:
Seat 1: Anakin Skywalker from Tatooine/Jedi Temple on Coruscant (EP II)
Seat 2: Senator Padme Amidala from Naboo (EP II)
Seat 3: Darth Vader from the Coruscant Medical Facility (OT)
Seat 4: Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Jedi Temple on Coruscant (EP II)
Seat 5: Mace Windu from the Jedi Temple on Coruscant (EP II)
Seat 6: Luke Skywalker from Tatooine (EP IV)
Seat 7: Boss Nass from Otoh Gunga, Naboo (EP I)
Seat 8: Stormtrooper (EP IV)

Tonight's first fastest finger question:
Put these musical bands in order of their first hit song:
The Max Rebo Band, AeroSith, Johnny Sash and the Tatooine Two, 3 Huts Down
............Time up! Let's see the correct order.......
1. 3 Huts Down
2. AeroSith
3. Johnny Sash and the Tatooine Two
4. The Max Rebo Band
The one with the fastest finger was: Boss Nass! Come on down!

Boss Nass gets up and waddles over to Yoda.

Luke: Watch yourself...he spits.

Anakin: We know, we know. You've only told us three times now.

Yoda: Boss Nass, your first question, for $100 it is...
What species is best known for ripping people's arms off when they lose?
A) Gungan
B) Utapaun
C) Hutt
D) Wookiee

Boss Nass: Maybe, mesa thinkin' itsa D, the Wookiee. Final ansa'.

Yoda: Right on you are! Next question: What droid was designed to be a space mechanic?
A) Protocol droid
B) Astromech droid
C) Pit Droid
D) Dwarf spider droid

Boss Nass: Uh...mesa know itsa not D or A....mesa want to use a lifeline. The 50/50 please.

Yoda: Sure. Two of the wrong answers take away please, Computer. This leaves:
B) Astromech droid
and
C) Pit droid

Boss Nasssighs: Mesa say....C, pit droid. Final ansa'.

Yoda: Sorry I am, B it was. Thank you for playing.

Boss Nass shakes his head and spits all over the hot seat. A cleaning crew comes on stage to clean up the yuck.

Luke: I'm glad he's gone, you have to admit that the spit is pretty disgusting.

Anakin: Not as disgusting as it's gonna' be when I cut off your--

Obi-Wan: Anakin! This is not the time or the place to be making such threats!

Anakin: Sorry, Master

Anakin sulks down in his chair as Luke smiles happily.

Yoda: Well, time it is for another fastest finger.

Yoda gives the question and the contestants race to get it right first.

Yoda: The results are in and it looks like...Stormtrooper, won you have!

Stormtrooper sits down in the hot seat.

Yoda: Are you ready for the $100 question Stormtrooper?

Obi-Wan To Anakin: Hey, Anakin. Watch this....(waves hand)....I WILL be the first millionaire.

Stormtrooper: I will be the first millionaire.

Yoda: If get past $1,000 you can.

Anakin To Obi-Wan: Ha! That's funny lemme' try! (waves hand)....Of course I can you little green toad.

Stormtrooper: Of course I can you little green toad!

Anakin and Obi-Wan are snickering to themselves. Yoda sees them and stomps his gimmer stick on the floor.

Yoda: Enough! Master Obi-Wan, expected more from you I did.

Obi-Wan: I'm sorry Master.

Padme: You Jedi are far too reckless.

Anakin: Just the way you like 'em. Winks.

Padme To Anakin: Anakin, not so loud someone will hear you.

Darth Vader: I heard. But don't worry I already know. I even know how Padme dies.

Anakin: What did you say? How do you know this?

Darth Vader: I kill her, or you, or we, or whatever.

Anakin: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna kill my own wife!

Obi-Wan: Your what?

Loud horn sounds meaning time has expired.

Yoda: Oh no, wasted more time with no millionaire we have.

Padme: Thank goodness!


I have noticed that not everyone reads the blog comments so I thought I'd ask this on the end of the blog to see what everyone likes. I am thinking of writing an Expanded Universe edition of this over my Thanksgiving break. I have a few characters in mind that I am definitely going to use, and maybe this will turn into more than one entry. If there is any Expanded Universe Character you'd like to see as a contestant on the Millionaire show, let me know!