Okay, folks, here is part III. Maker, you can sleep easy now. :P

Yoda: Welcome back to Who Wants to be a Millionaire Star Wars style! Yoda I am and again your host I will be. When we left, Stormtrooper in the hotseat he was. Going for $100 he is. Here we go:
Where do Jedi get their lightsabers?
A) Jedi 'R Us
B) Master Replicas
C) They construct their own
D) Their masters

Stormtrooper: Oh, gee I don't know. I've never been a Jedi before but I would say D, their masters, final answer.

Yoda: I am so sorry, incorrect that is.
Stormtrooper stands up and walks toward the exit. As he walks through the door, he bumps his head on the door frame.

Yoda: Ok, eight anxious contestants there are waiting for their chance in the hot seat. Meet them we will:

Seat 1: Anakin Skywalker (Ep. II)
Seat 2: Padme Amidala (Ep. II)
Seat 3: Darth Vader (OT)
Seat 4: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ep. II)
Seat 5: Mace Windu (Ep. II)
Seat 6: Luke Skywalker (Ep. IV)
Seat 7: Count Dooku (Ep. III)
Seat 8: Jango Fett (Ep. II)

The first fastest finger is: Put these articles of clothing in order of when you put them on: cloak, tunic, pants, boots, and kama.
Okay...time up! Let's see who got it right and in the fastest time! Looks like Anakin Skywalker!

Anakin: Yippee! Uh...I mean, finally.

Yoda: Your first question, Young Padawan:
Where are eopies from?
A) Kamino
B) Tatooine
C) Hoth
D) Kashyyyk

Anakin: That would be B, Tatooine, final answer.

Yoda: Correct! Next question for $200:
Who helped bring the Gungans and the Naboo together?
A) Chancellor Valorum
B) Queen Amidala
C) Captain Tarpals
D) Jar Jar Binks

Anakin: D, Jar Jar Binks. My final answer.

Yoda: Got it you did! Here we go for $300:
When should a child begin Jedi training:
A) At the first sign of Force sensitivity, usually very young
B) Only when he is involved in a prophecy
C) It doesn't matter
D) At age nine

Anakin: The answer is A. Final answer.

Yoda: Yep, $500:
Who is believed to fulfill the Prophecy of the Chosen One?
A) Aayla Secura
B) Zett Jukassa
C) Anakin Skywalker
D) Clone Commader Cody

Anakin: All too easy! That would be C, me, of course!

Yoda: You bet! Now, get this one right Young Skywalker and secure $1000 you will.

Obi-Wan: Way to go, Padawan! Keep it up.

Anakin rubs hands together: Alright, I'm ready. Let's go.

Yoda: For $1000:
Who is the hottest senator on Coruscant?
A) Padme Amidala
B) Mon Mothma
C) Bana Breemu
D) Padme Amidala

Anakin: What? What kind of question is that?

Anakin and Padme exchange worried glances.

Yoda: Gotcha! Know better than to have feelings for someone you do.

Anakin: Whoa you had me for a second there, Master.

Yoda: Yes, that is for making Stormtrooper call me a green toad.

Anakin: Hey, that was Obi-Wan's idea!

Obi-Wan: I was only showing my padawan how to properly execute the mind trick!

Count Dooku: Could we just please get on with this thing? Some people have evil stuff to plan!

Yoda: Hmm, noted your concerns are, Count. On we go:
How often do you have dark side thoughts?
A) Sometimes
B) Only once when I slaughtered Tusken Raiders
C) When people don't put me on the council
D) When someone I love dies

Anakin: Uh...sweating...is this another trick question? (nervously chuckles) I mean how am I supposed to know anyhow? I'm a Jedi.

Yoda: Trick question, this is not! Answer you must!

Padme: Come on Anakin, I know you know the answer to this. You've even told me about some of the...grabs throat

Anakin: I told you never to bring that up! I have never had dark side thoughts!

Darth Vader is barely able to stay seated. He is laughing uncontrollably.

Darth Vader: This is a riot! I can't believe he said never!

Vader's external lung machine starts smoking due to all the laughing. He punches a button on the suit and two droids come in and immediately work on the machine.

Padme still holding throat: Anakin...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to...tell...collapses

Obi-Wan: Now look what you've done! I told you to never use that thing again, did I not?

Anakin goes nuts and the place shakes violently. Vader's lung is still smoking, yet he is still laughing. Obi-Wan is trying to revive Padme.

Yoda sitting in his chair with his head down: A joke this show is! Too much drama there is. End this we must, no more shall there be!

Thank you for reading!

I am going to be writing an Expanded Universe edition during my Thanksgiving break. If anyone has any requests please let me know!

MTFBWY!