Okay, so I got bored today and decided to write the EU version. I do hope everyone likes it! There will probably be another one in a few days.

**All characters except Bastila are from the Dark Nest trilogy in age and appearance.

Luke Skywalker: Welcome to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. My name's Luke Skywalker and I will be your host tonight. Let's start things off by meeting our contestants. In seat number one we have Mara Jade Skywalker; seat number two, Ben Skywalker; seat three, Han Solo; seat four, Leia Organa Solo; seat five, Zekk; seat six, Jaina Solo; seat seven, Jagged Fel; and seat number eight, all the way from the Old Republic, Bastila Shan! Give them a hand, folks!

Crowd cheers and theme music plays. A droid brings Luke a cup of hot chocolate.

Jaina: Where's Jacen? Another one of his Force journeys?

Leia: He said he was headed out to the Hapes Cluster. He sure is spending a lot of time out there...

Luke: Alright, let's get to it. Tonight's first fastest-finger question is: Put the following species' average height in order starting with the smallest: Dark Nest Killik, Noghri, Ewok, Verpine, and Zekk.

Zekk: Hey! I'm not a species!

Ben: Gorog!

Luke: Time is up! The correct order is: DN Killik, Ewok, Noghri, Verpine, and Zekk. The fastest finger was, Bastila Shan! Come on down Jedi Shan!

Bastila stands and bows gracefully, then takes her place in the hot seat.

Luke: Welcome, Bastila. Shall we begin?

Bastila: I have studied up on my history since my time in the Old Republic. I am ready, Master Skywalker.

Luke: Good, your first question is: What highly skilled Jedi apprentice destroyed the Sith apprentice, Darth Maul, on the planet of Naboo?

Mara: Highly skilled? You hide your biases so well, Luke.

Luke:Clears throat. Your answer choices, Bastila: A, Corran Horn; B, Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi; C, Anakin Skywalker; or D, Kyp Durron.

Jaina mumbles something about Kyp's incompetence under her breath.

Luke: What was that, Jaina?

Jaina: Nothing, Uncle Luke. Sorry for interrupting.

Bastila: B, Ben Kenobi. Final answer.

Ben: Astral! Go Ben Kenobi!

Luke: Correct for 100 credits! Next question, what brilliant, young, and extremely attractive, I might add, Rebel pilot destroyed the first Death Star?

Mara: Someone sure is@#$%y today.

Han: He had help!

Leia: Sure he did, dear.

Han: If I hadn't of come to his kriffing rescue none of us would be sitting here right now!

Ben: Oooh! Uncle Han said kriffing! Mom, can I say kriffing?

Mara: Not a chance. You interrupt one more time, I'm calling Nanna.

Luke:Sighs. Well, now that the answer has been all but announced over the intercom, I don't suppose you still need answer choices, Bastila?

Bastila: That won't be necessary. The answer is Red Five, Luke Skywalker. Final answer.

A droid brings Luke another cup of hot chocolate.

Mara: Blasted Lando.

Luke: That is correct for 500 credits. Your next question for 1,000 credits: What extremely good looking Hapan Prince very nearly married my sister Leia? Is it A, Thrackan Sal-Solo; B, Prince Charles; C, Prince Charming; or D, Prince Isolder?

Han grunts and pops his knuckles.

Bastila: This is one aspect I did not study up on very well. I'd like to use the 50/50.

Luke: Fine. Computer, please take away two of the wrong answers. That leaves B, Prince Charles and D, Prince Isolder.

Bastila: I'd like to use the Phone-A-Friend.

Luke: OK. Who would you like to call?

Bastila: The Sith Commando, please.

Luke: Very well, we'll get him on the phone via HoloNet.

The Sith Commando via HoloNet: Hello?

Bastila: Hello, this is Bastila Shan. Help me, The Sith Commando. You're my only hope.

TSC: Hey, Sith Squad! Pipe down, will ya? I'm on the comlink. I will do my best Bastila.

Bastila relays the question and the answer choices. Time runs out before TSC has time to answer the question.

Luke: I'm sorry, Bastila. I need your answer.

Bastila: B, Prince Charles. Final answer.

Luke: No, I am sorry. That is incorrect.

Bastila rises and leaves the studio. A loud horn sounds meaning time has expired.

Luke: Well, that went well. We could have had more time for another contestant if you people hadn't have been intent to interrupt every five seconds. For Jedi, I am disappointed in you all.

Han: Whoa, big bad Jedi Grand Master looks irritated. Hey, kid it went well. Glad you're not irritated with me, seeing as how I am not a Jedi.

Luke: Jedi in-laws included.

Jag: Ahem?

Luke: And future in-laws.

This leads Jaina and Zekk to clear their throats at the same time.

Luke: What's with all the throat clearing? I will see you all next time.


There it is! It's a little shorter than the other three, I think. Hope you enjoyed it. I will still take requests for the next installments.

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