Star Wars Rhapsody

Description: -- Read the LYRICS (see below)----------- ............... Are they on Yavin? Are they on Tatooine? Tell the truth, Princess, are the Rebels on Dantooine? 'fess up or else no more Alderaan will be! I'm on a mission, I am a diplomat! No, you are hiding things in your droid. Clever trick you employed! You blew up my planet, now you're gonna get it, DV, you'll see! Solo, we need a ride, you can brag it's really fast, but how long can that crate last? Uh-ohh, we got company! Gotta rescue Princess Leia 'cuz she's rich.. Chewie, oooh, didn't mean to make you mad, but see all those Stormtroopers out to get us? Hurry up, hurry up, or we'll all be shredded lettuce. Garbage, it's closin' in! There's a monster on my foot and it stinks like you-know-what! Darn it, where's my comlink? Hey 3-PO, can you hear me? get us out ASAP!! Vader, oooh, Ben Kenobi's here, and you think you're the winner but OB-Won! I see a giant something floating in the sky, it's a star, it's a star, the Imperial Death Star! Tell us what to do, Skywalker, we are asking you! Ben Kenobi! Go to Yoda, Ben Kenobi! Go to Yoda, go to Yoda, learn the force on Dagoba-a-a-a-ah... I seek a Master, make me a Jedi, I cannot train him, he is not ready yet! What did I tell you, the kid couldn't wait!? Asteroids, Boba Fett, broken light-speed, my gracious, NO! Will Jabba let us go? Let us GO! We made it, but Luke is in a jam, let him GO! Those furballs, they really saved our necks (they're Ewoks) but we're nervous wrecks (don't you talk!) where do we go now? He doesn't KNOW-OH-OH-OH-OHHH GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!! Where's a coffee when you need it? Hey, the star exploded! WOAH!! The Emperor tried to make me kill my dad, I'm glad he ain't so bad! So you made it, you proved you're a Jedi Knight... and we see Ani, Yoda & Ben in the light, so Leia, Luke's your bro, not a playa, now we can get out, party and then scram out of here.. Now the story's over, nothing more to say.. everybody's older, Lucas is a rich man today! .... May the Force be with you! -------------/LYRICS------------------- My friends have been bugging me for ages to get this thing online, so.. *gulp* here it is.